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[bertiecbx550]

david cameron today said that parents should allow kidz to drink and to teach how to responsibly handle their booze....wanna come down ere mate i`ve just had to stop an 18 yr old lad from urinating outside macdonalds main entrance!!! The pillock even works there??? What a to hand your notice!!!! earlier i had to ban 4 lads from the park for riding their bikes in through nexts front door and into the shop!!! plus i`v had a black chap hurl abuse at me as he sat in his car right opposite me when i challenged him....he says "not me mate i did not say anything...."even though i recoginise his voice!!! sheesh i dont beleive tonite what they on tonite?? I`m staying in the cabin and just kicking back sod em......

[HerefordElite]

sounds like it's you who needs the brewski mate

[Vamps]

Have you seen the new 118 118 advert, 2 wheel gyro things, thought of you straight away.
Sorry, off thread, go the the chippy and hope they have gone when you get back..............

[bertiecbx550]

bugga i should of confiscated his last 2 carlings before his mate picked em up....Its just been 1 prob after another 2nite...but what that kid did not understand was that if the plods had been called...they arrest him and charge with public indecency...and with it being maccys with kidz in there thats a chance of ending up on the sex offenders register!!!! We where told that by the copper who did the SIA training.....Not a good way to end your day after getting all A`s in your exams as his mate told me.....

[bertiecbx550]

Chicken Balti tonight mate with 2 garlic and corriander naan breads and 2 onion bhagi`s......... freebie from sainsburys for sorting out a drunk the other night...

[amigov6]

break 'em Bertie, you'll never win. No good trying to reason with pondlife. Ignore them or shoot them....yeah, shoot 'em!!!! 8-)

[Vamps]

Are you on your own, can you not bring the Police in in such stuations.

[bertiecbx550]

I say we club togetha an build an iron curtain around london and dump the pondlife in there just like escape from new york......and remember dont let brown and the rest out!!!!!

[amigov6]

I say we club togetha an build an iron curtain around london and dump the pondlife in there just like escape from new york......and remember dont let brown and the rest out!!!!!

I was on your side 'til you said that. I love London, it's so diverse.
   Only problem i've got with the place is i ca'nt afford to live there!!!!

[bertiecbx550]

yep...plods can be called in but i prefered in this situation to tell him to put it away and tell his mates take him home before police got involved....he will probably be looking for another job after 2mora as the duty manager was not happy.....never mind i`ve got a free curry for tea in abit.....

[bertiecbx550]

Where else could we dump em?? wolvos too small birminghams full already(just waiting for wall to be built) and i like wales and the southwest  beautiful country and i`ve a soft spot for lancashire and yorkshire....plus we cant dump in scotland as we aint got enough brickies to repair hadrians wall(unless we get sum poles in cheap)

[Vamps]

Where else could we dump em?? wolvos too small birminghams full already(just waiting for wall to be built) and i like wales and the southwest  beautiful country and i`ve a soft spot for lancashire and yorkshire....plus we cant dump in scotland as we aint got enough brickies to repair hadrians wall(unless we get sum poles in cheap)

Why keep em here, there must be an empty Island somewhere, cold.

[amigov6]

Ferry, water, done!!!!!!!!!!!

[stuart30]

bugga i should of confiscated his last 2 carlings before his mate picked em up....Its just been 1 prob after another 2nite...but what that kid did not understand was that if the plods had been called...they arrest him and charge with public indecency...and with it being maccys with kidz in there thats a chance of ending up on the sex offenders register!!!! We where told that by the copper who did the SIA training.....Not a good way to end your day after getting all A`s in your exams as his mate told me.....

I feel for ya mate....its just the opposite for me,closetest i get too anything happening is either watching rabbits hump or the odd car parked up unaware he and his *cough* lady friend are being watched on cctv...

[bob.dent]

Where else could we dump em?? wolvos too small birminghams full already(just waiting for wall to be built) and i like wales and the southwest  beautiful country and i`ve a soft spot for lancashire and yorkshire....plus we cant dump in scotland as we aint got enough brickies to repair hadrians wall(unless we get sum poles in cheap)

Dump 'em all in sewage farms around the country, build big walls around them and let THEM clean up other peoples sh1t for a change!!