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[STEMO]

One man and his dog.....off to explore the great outdoors.......in their trusty bile green astra......in wind, rain, snow........nothing stops them. Then back home to a warm fire..only to find that the zirk fella has burgled the house and rifled through my smalls.
The bastard! 

[Mister Rog]

One man and his dog.....off to explore the great outdoors.......in their trusty bile green astra......in wind, rain, snow........nothing stops them. Then back home to a warm fire..only to find that the zirk fella has burgled the house and rifled through my smalls.
The bastard! 

I hope he wore rubber gloves

[STEMO]

One man and his dog.....off to explore the great outdoors.......in their trusty bile green astra......in wind, rain, snow........nothing stops them. Then back home to a warm fire..only to find that the zirk fella has burgled the house and rifled through my smalls.
The bastard! 

I hope he wore rubber gloves

OOOOOOO.........so do I 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Female 'smalls' are far more attractive than 'elderly northern bloke smalls' 

[STEMO]

Female 'smalls' are far more attractive than 'elderly northern bloke smalls' 

How would you know that?  Have you compared them? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Female 'smalls' are far more attractive than 'elderly northern bloke smalls' 

How would you know that?  Have you compared them? 

Female smalls I have experience of........elderly northern bloke smalls I'm guessing may be/almost certainly will be less attractive.

I imagine Mrs STMO holds them at arms length.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The dog may like a good 'lungful' though.

[TheBoy]

than 'elderly northern bloke smalls' 

What you imagining Opti?  Piss stained Y fronts? Racy boxers? Briefs?

I heard STEMO was strictly a commando sort of chap...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

than 'elderly northern bloke smalls' 

What you imagining Opti?  Piss stained Y fronts? Racy boxers? Briefs?

I heard STEMO was strictly a commando sort of chap...

This.....but also shit stains when he turns them back to front after a week to get 'more wear' 

[TheBoy]

than 'elderly northern bloke smalls' 

What you imagining Opti?  Piss stained Y fronts? Racy boxers? Briefs?

I heard STEMO was strictly a commando sort of chap...

This.....but also shit stains when he turns them back to front after a week to get 'more wear' 

Or maybe even Mrs STMO's undergarments at the weekend....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

than 'elderly northern bloke smalls' 

What you imagining Opti?  Piss stained Y fronts? Racy boxers? Briefs?

I heard STEMO was strictly a commando sort of chap...

This.....but also shit stains when he turns them back to front after a week to get 'more wear' 

Or maybe even Mrs STMO's undergarments at the weekend....

Just STMO and the whippet at home during he week.......and the mutt won't tell.

[STEMO]

than 'elderly northern bloke smalls' 

What you imagining Opti?  Piss stained Y fronts? Racy boxers? Briefs?

I heard STEMO was strictly a commando sort of chap...

This.....but also shit stains when he turns them back to front after a week to get 'more wear' 

I live in Barnsley. We don't just turn them back to front to get an extra week, we then turn them inside out and get two further weeks. 

[Doctor Gollum]

than 'elderly northern bloke smalls' 

What you imagining Opti?  Piss stained Y fronts? Racy boxers? Briefs?

I heard STEMO was strictly a commando sort of chap...

This.....but also shit stains when he turns them back to front after a week to get 'more wear' 

I live in Barnsley. We don't just turn them back to front to get an extra week, we then turn them inside out and get two further weeks. 

You can take the boy out of Liverpool...

[zirk]

You can take the boy out of Liverpool...

But you can never get Liverpool to take him back.....