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Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« on: 08 March 2017, 18:16:20 »
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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #1 on: 08 March 2017, 18:41:34 »
How you feeling today Ron,               .....do you want me to phone anyone  ;D
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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #2 on: 08 March 2017, 18:52:24 »
Thanks Zirk - nothing that a week in bed under a trained nurse wouldn't cure (think Joanne Whalley in Singing Detective)!  :) ;D :y 8)

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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #3 on: 08 March 2017, 18:56:18 »
Quote from: Bigron on 08 March 2017, 18:52:24
Thanks Zirk - nothing that a week in bed under a trained nurse wouldn't cure (think Joanne Whalley in Singing Detective)!  :) ;D :y 8)

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Oh yes, I remember that. :y
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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #4 on: 08 March 2017, 19:03:57 »
Indeed, if you saw it you could never forget it - how many wishbones have I broken since.....

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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #5 on: 08 March 2017, 19:23:23 »
Quote from: Bigron on 08 March 2017, 19:03:57
Indeed, if you saw it you could never forget it - how many wishbones have I broken since.....

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Eating all that chicken will give you your own tits to play with, Ron.  :)
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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #6 on: 08 March 2017, 19:33:37 »
Already equipped with man-boobs, STEMO! And I don't like chicken, not even in a curry.

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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #7 on: 08 March 2017, 19:35:13 »
Quote from: Bigron on 08 March 2017, 19:33:37
Already equipped with man-boobs, STEMO! And I don't like chicken, not even in a curry.

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Where yer gettin yer wishbones from, then? I hope you haven't taken up bin diving.  ;D
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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #8 on: 08 March 2017, 19:52:13 »
Just my way of expressing unbridled lust, STEMO, anthough I haven't seen her in anything lately - I hope she hasn't "gone off"!   :(

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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #9 on: 09 March 2017, 10:14:38 »
Quote from: Bigron on 08 March 2017, 19:52:13
Just my way of expressing unbridled lust, STEMO, anthough I haven't seen her in anything lately - I hope she hasn't "gone off"!   :(

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Women don't "go off", they just mature, like good wine and . . . . . . . errrr cheese
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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #10 on: 09 March 2017, 10:36:44 »
Yes, Mister Rog, but the "Camilla Crevices" don't suit everyone!

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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #11 on: 09 March 2017, 10:38:39 »
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Yes, Mister Rog, but the "Camilla Crevices" don't suit everyone!

Ron.
I think Charles is quite fond of Camilla's crevice. ;D


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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #12 on: 09 March 2017, 11:07:19 »
Oh, PLEEEASE!  ::) :o

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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #13 on: 09 March 2017, 12:06:38 »
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Oooh Yes PLEEEASE!  ::) :o

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Filth the lot of you... :D
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Re: Any smokers on here (or ex-smokers)?
« Reply #14 on: 09 March 2017, 12:13:49 »
Quote from: Bigron on 08 March 2017, 18:52:24
Thanks Zirk - nothing that a week in bed under a trained nurse wouldn't cure (think Joanne Whalley in Singing Detective)!  :) ;D :y 8)

Ron.

I always preferred her performance in 'A Kind of Loving'
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