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Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« on: 19 March 2017, 11:35:57 »
Crashed car lands on gas main in Cradley Heath street ditch
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-39320348

Dear me  ;D
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Re: Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« Reply #1 on: 19 March 2017, 11:39:36 »
Must have been blind drunk  ;D :o
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Re: Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« Reply #2 on: 19 March 2017, 11:42:16 »
I'm shocked it was an Audi driver.

They're normally such careful considered road users.  :-X
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Re: Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« Reply #3 on: 19 March 2017, 11:53:15 »
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 11:42:16
I'm shocked it was an Audi driver.

They're normally such careful considered road users.  :-X
Yeah. Like wot beemer drivers are  :P
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Re: Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« Reply #4 on: 19 March 2017, 12:01:39 »
Maybe he thought he could top up his LPG tank :)
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Re: Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« Reply #5 on: 19 March 2017, 12:10:06 »
Quote from: STEMO on 19 March 2017, 11:53:15
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 11:42:16
I'm shocked it was an Audi driver.

They're normally such careful considered road users.  :-X
Yeah. Like wot beemer drivers are  :P

Yup a$$holes to a man :P. Oo that reminds me...
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Re: Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« Reply #6 on: 19 March 2017, 12:13:14 »
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 12:10:06
Quote from: STEMO on 19 March 2017, 11:53:15
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 11:42:16
I'm shocked it was an Audi driver.

They're normally such careful considered road users.  :-X
Yeah. Like wot beemer drivers are  :P

Yup a$$holes to a man :P. Oo that reminds me...
Actually, Jimmy, I don't want to burst you bubble or owt, but arseholes abound, in any/every car on the road. Take away police patrols and people will revert to type.
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Re: Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« Reply #7 on: 19 March 2017, 12:28:31 »
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 12:10:06
Quote from: STEMO on 19 March 2017, 11:53:15
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 11:42:16
I'm shocked it was an Audi driver.

They're normally such careful considered road users.  :-X
Yeah. Like wot beemer drivers are  :P

Yup a$$holes to a man :P. Oo that reminds me...
I thought you an ex Beemer boy now :)
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Re: Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« Reply #8 on: 19 March 2017, 12:37:39 »
Quote from: STEMO on 19 March 2017, 12:13:14
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 12:10:06
Quote from: STEMO on 19 March 2017, 11:53:15
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 11:42:16
I'm shocked it was an Audi driver.

They're normally such careful considered road users.  :-X
Yeah. Like wot beemer drivers are  :P

Yup a$$holes to a man :P. Oo that reminds me...
Actually, Jimmy, I don't want to burst you bubble or owt, but arseholes abound, in any/every car on the road. Take away police patrols and people will revert to type.
Even snot green Astras :P
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Re: Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« Reply #9 on: 19 March 2017, 13:05:02 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 19 March 2017, 12:37:39
Quote from: STEMO on 19 March 2017, 12:13:14
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 12:10:06
Quote from: STEMO on 19 March 2017, 11:53:15
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 11:42:16
I'm shocked it was an Audi driver.

They're normally such careful considered road users.  :-X
Yeah. Like wot beemer drivers are  :P

Yup a$$holes to a man :P. Oo that reminds me...
Actually, Jimmy, I don't want to burst you bubble or owt, but arseholes abound, in any/every car on the road. Take away police patrols and people will revert to type.
Even snot green Astras :P
Bile......bile green.
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Re: Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« Reply #10 on: 19 March 2017, 15:05:53 »
Quote from: Ever Ready on 19 March 2017, 12:28:31
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 12:10:06
Quote from: STEMO on 19 March 2017, 11:53:15
Quote from: jimmy944 on 19 March 2017, 11:42:16
I'm shocked it was an Audi driver.

They're normally such careful considered road users.  :-X
Yeah. Like wot beemer drivers are  :P

Officially I've been reformed for a full 24hrs now :D

Yup a$$holes to a man :P. Oo that reminds me...
I thought you an ex Beemer boy now :)
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Re: Never take a shortcut through roadworks
« Reply #11 on: 20 March 2017, 02:34:27 »
Coming back from shopping today, there is a dual carriage way that goes past our local Tesco and a Ford Fiesta had managed to go up the kerb and spin both the front and back through adjacent sections of a motorway style fence, wiping out the front and back of the car in the process. The car didn't look very old but it was definitely written off. :D :D :D
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