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[Rods2]

#Brexit 1.0 started 450,000 years a go, but negotiations with the EU predecessor, called mother nature, mean't it wasn't completed until 7500 years a go, with the formation of the English Channel.

As there was no vote on this one I'm sure Remoaners, even this late in the day, will be demanding one.

The Freddie Flintstone International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) blew a fuse on this period of runaway global warming, where catastrophic ice melting caused the Arctic ice cap to shrink from the south of London, all the way past the north of the UK and Iceland. Where Freddie Flintstone and his ilk refused to give up their open fires and personal transport, they confidently predicted polar bears would be extinct by 7000 years a go.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4368542/Brexit-happened-UK-land-broke-away-450-000-years-ago.html

[Sir Tigger KC]

So we're really on #Brexit 3.0, as #Brexit 2.0 was Henry VIII's split from Rome. 

Seeing as #Brexit 1.0 and #Brexit 2.0 turned out alright, what could possibly go wrong with #Brexit 3.0?   

[biggriffin]

Gobble-de-gook.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Gobble-de-gook.

Go back to counting your biros! 

[Rods2]

So we're really on #Brexit 3.0, as #Brexit 2.0 was Henry VIII's split from Rome. 

Seeing as #Brexit 1.0 and #Brexit 2.0 turned out alright, what could possibly go wrong with #Brexit 3.0?   

Previous hassles, were sorted with our 10 successful military adventures into Europe, over the last 600 years and should give Spain an idea on what happens, when Europe attacks UK interests. However, if they need more help in understanding, I'm sure Argentina can give them a first class reference, on what happens next, when a Spanish speaking country, attacks a UK dependency.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So we're really on #Brexit 3.0, as #Brexit 2.0 was Henry VIII's split from Rome. 

Seeing as #Brexit 1.0 and #Brexit 2.0 turned out alright, what could possibly go wrong with #Brexit 3.0?   

Don't get Lizzie started on old ginger pubes.

[Sir Tigger KC]

So we're really on #Brexit 3.0, as #Brexit 2.0 was Henry VIII's split from Rome. 

Seeing as #Brexit 1.0 and #Brexit 2.0 turned out alright, what could possibly go wrong with #Brexit 3.0?   

Previous hassles, were sorted with our 10 successful military adventures into Europe, over the last 600 years and should give Spain an idea on what happens, when Europe attacks UK interests. However, if they need more help in understanding, I'm sure Argentina can give them a first class reference, on what happens next, when a Spanish speaking country, attacks a UK dependency.

Yes we'll show them Rods! 





Altogether lads! 


"Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam,

Five chinese crackers up yer arsehole,

Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!!!!!!! "


 

[aaronjb]

Plenty of Spaniards at work - their opinion on Gibraltar is, basically, "It'll be ours once you leave the EU; if not, they'll all starve [because nothing will get to or from the island]"

[ronnyd]

What about the two enclaves that Spain have on the North African coast, will they do the right thing and hand them back to their relevant countries? Don,t hold your breath.

[henryd]

Plenty of Spaniards at work - their opinion on Gibraltar is, basically, "It'll be ours once you leave the EU; if not, they'll all starve [because nothing will get to or from the island]"

Thousands of spaniards drive onto the rock every day to go to work,wonder what they are saying

[aaronjb]

Plenty of Spaniards at work - their opinion on Gibraltar is, basically, "It'll be ours once you leave the EU; if not, they'll all starve [because nothing will get to or from the island]"

Thousands of spaniards drive onto the rock every day to go to work,wonder what they are saying

"Soon this will all be ours!"?

[biggriffin]

Plenty of Spaniards at work - their opinion on Gibraltar is, basically, "It'll be ours once you leave the EU; if not, they'll all starve [because nothing will get to or from the island]"

Thousands of spaniards drive onto the rock every day to go to work,wonder what they are saying

All the Spaniards that work on Gib, won't want it to change, because they earn more than their countrymen, and not forgetting the fags they take home every night to sell,
 Am surprised that h'one the customs man hasn't noticed the pedro seems to smoke 200 fags a day. .

Don't worry griffins will be in Gibraltar for couple days soon,, Varche be warned.

[Rods2]

So we're really on #Brexit 3.0, as #Brexit 2.0 was Henry VIII's split from Rome. 

Seeing as #Brexit 1.0 and #Brexit 2.0 turned out alright, what could possibly go wrong with #Brexit 3.0?   

Previous hassles, were sorted with our 10 successful military adventures into Europe, over the last 600 years and should give Spain an idea on what happens, when Europe attacks UK interests. However, if they need more help in understanding, I'm sure Argentina can give them a first class reference, on what happens next, when a Spanish speaking country, attacks a UK dependency.

Yes we'll show them Rods! 





Altogether lads! 


"Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam,

Five chinese crackers up yer arsehole,

Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!!!!!!! "


 

Not always the ships you can see is what you should be worrying about.

[biggriffin]

Gobble-de-gook.

Go back to counting your biros! 

.

Please sir that nasty tigger is picking on me again   

[Sir Tigger KC]

Not always the ships you can see is what you should be worrying about.

I bet you say that to all the girls!