I just hate flying anyway. Years ago I use to fly a lot on business, mostly Europe and USA. Now I avoid flying whenever possible, it's not exciting or jetsetting or adventurous, its a pain in the ass.
Takes ages to get to the airport
The destination airport is probably nowhere near where you actually want to get to.
Airports are designed to part you from your money rather than for speed and efficiency
Overbooking, cancellations, lateness all result in an unreliable service
Assholes who refuse to check bags in and insist on loading up the overhead lockers have now made flying even more unpleaseant
Plus how is it that as I've got older (and bigger) the seats have got smaller ?

I was leaving Heathrow on the opening day of T5. It took 2 days for me to get to Milan, with no baggage. The BA staff told so many outright lies they were tripping over their noses. Absolute disaster.
Part of the problem is that flying is actually too cheap. We just seem to expect to be able to fly across the World for a tenner. And then complain about the food !
Although I understand that the fuel efficiency of aircraft has improved, I can not accept that an aluminium tube burning tons of fuel at 35,000 ft is good for the environment (i'm sure that someone will be along to contradict this soon!). Also, why fly across the Atlantic or to Asia just to lie on a beach ?
I have a rough rule, if my destination is within about 1,000 km of Calais, I make extra time and drive over a day or so. I get to actually see things, meet people, and I can buy stuff and load up the car.

AND . . . . . . . actually no, I'd better stop
