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[MikeDundee]

I have written off:

Cavalier 2.0 SRi
Rover 213S
Ford Cortina 2.3 Ghia
Hillman Imp

Nothing for over 15 years though

Well done

[STMO123]

Why, thank you sir

[MikeDundee]

Why, thank you sir

Anytime your welcome Sir ...but I have to put u right on one thing though, I am not yet a knight, therefore, should not be referred too as Sir, unlike yourself, senior will do fine for now

[STMO123]

Why, thank you sir

Anytime your welcome Sir ...but I have to put u right on one thing though, I am not yet a knight, therefore, should not be referred too as Sir, unlike yourself, senior will do fine for now

There aint many people as senior as me mate

Except AA, he's ancient

[MikeDundee]

Why, thank you sir

Anytime your welcome Sir ...but I have to put u right on one thing though, I am not yet a knight, therefore, should not be referred too as Sir, unlike yourself, senior will do fine for now

There aint many people as senior as me mate

Except AA, he's ancient

Oh.......bit below the belt that one ...well for maself its ma big 40 next week

[STMO123]

Oh.......bit below the belt that one ...well for maself its ma big 40 next week

Oh no! Poor Bob Dent! Alcohol poisoning!

[Taxi_Driver]

I nearly wrote off a merc once.......did about £10k of damage to it......but insurance comp still repaired it  
Well when i say 10k of damage....that was the bill from mercedes for repairing it......i think they went overboard on it.....they even went as far as testing autobox  

But was great job when i got it back 3 weeks later........great way to get the stone chips on the front sorted  

[MikeDundee]

Oh.......bit below the belt that one ...well for maself its ma big 40 next week

Oh no! Poor Bob Dent! Alcohol poisoning!

I think its gonna be a meega birthday party

[Bo Bo]

Wrote off an Morris Ital van & that's a good thing too  

I bet you didn't hit anything either, just removed the tax disc

Actually I took out a road sign on the A45, pointed it out to you on the way to Santa Pod......

[MikeDundee]

Wrote off an Morris Ital van & that's a good thing too  

I bet you didn't hit anything either, just removed the tax disc

Actually I took out a road sign on the A45, pointed it out to you on the way to Santa Pod......

What did you take out a road sign?, you don't collect them do you

[Bo Bo]

Wrote off an Morris Ital van & that's a good thing too  

I bet you didn't hit anything either, just removed the tax disc

Actually I took out a road sign on the A45, pointed it out to you on the way to Santa Pod......

What did you take out a road sign?, you don't collect them do you

Better looking the women round here!!

[MikeDundee]

Wrote off an Morris Ital van & that's a good thing too  

I bet you didn't hit anything either, just removed the tax disc

Actually I took out a road sign on the A45, pointed it out to you on the way to Santa Pod......

What did you take out a road sign?, you don't collect them do you

Better looking the women round here!!

I think you should move to peckham.....NO hang on a minute Wakefield

[STMO123]

Wrote off an Morris Ital van & that's a good thing too  

I bet you didn't hit anything either, just removed the tax disc

Actually I took out a road sign on the A45, pointed it out to you on the way to Santa Pod......

What did you take out a road sign?, you don't collect them do you

Better looking the women round here!!

I think you should move to peckham.....NO hang on a minute Wakefield

I'm far too old to be interested in the opposite sex.















( I was trying to remember what to type for "Wife over shoulder")

[Del Boy]

Wrote off an Morris Ital van & that's a good thing too  

I bet you didn't hit anything either, just removed the tax disc

Actually I took out a road sign on the A45, pointed it out to you on the way to Santa Pod......

What did you take out a road sign?, you don't collect them do you

Better looking the women round here!!

I think you should move to peckham.....NO hang on a minute Wakefield

I'm far too old to be interested in the opposite sex.















( I was trying to remember what to type for "Wife over shoulder")

Thats terrible when they are over your shoulder

[MikeDundee]

Wrote off an Morris Ital van & that's a good thing too  

I bet you didn't hit anything either, just removed the tax disc

Actually I took out a road sign on the A45, pointed it out to you on the way to Santa Pod......

What did you take out a road sign?, you don't collect them do you

Better looking the women round here!!

I think you should move to peckham.....NO hang on a minute Wakefield

I'm far too old to be interested in the opposite sex.

( I was trying to remember what to type for "Wife over shoulder")

Thats terrible when they are over your shoulder

Your not a QUAKER are you?