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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1005 on: 27 March 2020, 10:49:38 »
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Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 26 March 2020, 21:08:41
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 March 2020, 13:18:47
Quote from: Raeturbo on 26 March 2020, 13:16:51
Stop it you two, you’re making me hungry ;D

Could a large lactating lass be of assistance to you? ::)

You have one?  ???  :)
This is the internet....he could be one.
;D :D
I'm sure Opti has several in his harem, in another 9 months he'll have a surplus  :-X
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1006 on: 27 March 2020, 11:15:54 »
Quote from: STEMO on 26 March 2020, 21:59:11
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 26 March 2020, 21:08:41
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 March 2020, 13:18:47
Quote from: Raeturbo on 26 March 2020, 13:16:51
Stop it you two, you’re making me hungry ;D

Could a large lactating lass be of assistance to you? ::)

You have one?  ???  :)
This is the internet....he could be one.

The Lactating Lord?  :)  Turns out he has quite a brood to nurse!  ;D
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1007 on: 27 March 2020, 12:44:32 »
Dave said he was hungry and likes tits. Only trying to help. :) ;D

No full fat milk at Tesco the other day. :)
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1008 on: 27 March 2020, 12:52:01 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 March 2020, 12:44:32
Dave said he was hungry and likes tits. Only trying to help. :) ;D

No full fat milk at Tesco the other day. :)
Eggs. No eggs, anywhere.
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1009 on: 27 March 2020, 12:53:15 »
Tesco are stopping the RED top  ,skimmed milk all together  :y
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1010 on: 27 March 2020, 12:56:15 »
Quote from: STEMO on 27 March 2020, 12:52:01
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 March 2020, 12:44:32
Dave said he was hungry and likes tits. Only trying to help. :) ;D

No full fat milk at Tesco the other day. :)
Eggs. No eggs, anywhere.

Lidl has/had them.

6 extra large free range for £1.19, I think. Love a couple of poached eggs with a sprinkling of pepper. :y
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1011 on: 27 March 2020, 13:18:11 »
No problems here SWMBO has arranged meat bread & egg deliveries, so far very good although the goods are dearer we are still quids in because we're not picking up items on a whim whilst wandering round a supermarket.😃
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1012 on: 27 March 2020, 22:46:25 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 27 March 2020, 12:53:15
Tesco are stopping the RED top  ,skimmed milk all together  :y

Might as well use water anyway. :y
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1013 on: 02 April 2020, 12:43:23 »
Eddie Large after contracting the dreaded virus
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1014 on: 02 April 2020, 12:51:34 »
Hadn't heard of him for so long thought he died years ago from heart problems.
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1015 on: 02 April 2020, 13:40:32 »
Quote from: redelitev6 on 02 April 2020, 12:43:23
Eddie Large after contracting the dreaded virus

Was he the fat one or the skinny one? :)
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1016 on: 02 April 2020, 13:42:13 »
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Hadn't heard of him for so long thought he died years ago from heart problems.

Much like Rod Hull although I believe Emu is still alive and well.
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1017 on: 02 April 2020, 14:51:00 »
The fat one.
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1018 on: 02 April 2020, 14:53:18 »
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The fat one.

Thank you Mr Frenchy, although I think there was a certain irony to my post. ;)
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #1019 on: 02 April 2020, 14:55:51 »
Ok, he was the one who wasn't quite as unfunny as the other one. There wasn't much in it though.
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