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[Bigron]

She got her arse kicked, so a good result - which she brought on herself by petulantly running to the country.
Boris, could you please take over now?

Ron.

[Lazydocker]

Boris, could you please take over now?

Ron.

I assume that's sarcasm? She may not be any good as a leader but him... Really?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

She got her arse kicked, so a good result - which she brought on herself by petulantly running to the country.
Boris, could you please take over now?

Ron.

She'll be forced to bend a knee to the DUP.

As for Brexit it may well take the form of 'watery porridge' if it even happens at all.

A total cluster f*ck and her position is untenable.   

It gets worse, it looks like 'Shouty Farage' is making a comeback as the Lone Ranger. I may be forced to retire to my private island in the Seychelles.

[Bigron]

Not really, LD; the trouble with Boris is that he tried too well to hide his intelligence (so as to get people to underestimate him) and it worked - but against him!
He remains under all the baffoonery a very able and competent bloke.

Ron.

[STEMO]

I see old 12 seat Tim Farron is calling for May's resignation. Irrelevant prick.

[STEMO]

HANG ON! Where's bargain hunt? Oh...ok...it's on BBC 2. Phew.

[Kevin Wood]

HANG ON! Where's bargain hunt? Oh...ok...it's on BBC 2. Phew.

Yeah,. it's Ok to dismantle parliament and leave chaos in it's place, but when it comes to important British institutions like that.. 

[tunnie]

Best news of the night was Alex Salmond and Angus Robertson are out. 

[STEMO]

What time is Theresa riding Black Bess over to the palace? Liz better hide all of her valuables, she is a pensioner after all, and Dick Theresa will stop her winter fuel payments if she sees all the booty.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Best news of the night was Alex Salmond and Angus Robertson are out. 

You forgot to mention Nick Clegg. .............plus that smug little prick Ben Gummer, who I believe wrote the Tory manifesto.

[zirk]

Right, well missed most of that as was working last night and have only just woke up. So its a Hung Parliament.

And May is off to see the Queen, but the real question is when are they actually going to start Hanging People within Parliament and what Channel will it be on.   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

What time is Theresa riding Black Bess over to the palace? Liz better hide all of her valuables, she is a pensioner after all, and Dick Theresa will stop her winter fuel payments if she sees all the booty.

I lmagine the Queens first words will be.....OFFS, all you had do do was get rid of that tiresome little working class lout. I was due to play canasta with afternoon. Say what you have to say and then f*ck off back to number 10.

[STEMO]

What time is Theresa riding Black Bess over to the palace? Liz better hide all of her valuables, she is a pensioner after all, and Dick Theresa will stop her winter fuel payments if she sees all the booty.

I lmagine the Queens first words will be.....OFFS, all you had do do was get rid of that tiresome little working class lout. I was due to play canasta with afternoon. Say what you have to say and then f*ck off back to number 10.

And don't forget to put something in the renovation box on the way out. 

[tunnie]

What time is Theresa riding Black Bess over to the palace? Liz better hide all of her valuables, she is a pensioner after all, and Dick Theresa will stop her winter fuel payments if she sees all the booty.

I lmagine the Queens first words will be.....OFFS, all you had do do was get rid of that tiresome little working class lout. I was due to play canasta with afternoon. Say what you have to say and then f*ck off back to number 10.

And don't forget to put something in the renovation box on the way out. 

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Theresa May comes across as very contained, and I get the feeling that other than her husband she is something of a 'Bessie no mates'