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[STEMO]

The trees were in full leaf, the sun was shining, my dog was happy chasing squirrels, people smiled and commented on the weather. It was just like any other day. Neither last nights election nor the brexit vote has made a happorth of difference round here, and nor will it.
We'd all do better to be more concerned with the small circle we move in, instead of worrying about the wider world. It's not good for your wellbeing, don't you know? 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Yep, after its all said and done, the world keeps on turning.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The trees were in full leaf, the sun was shining, my dog was happy chasing squirrels, people smiled and commented on the weather. It was just like any other day. Neither last nights election nor the brexit vote has made a happorth of difference round here, and nor will it.
We'd all do better to be more concerned with the small circle we move in, instead of worrying about the wider world. It's not good for your wellbeing, don't you know?

With this type of attitude I'm amazed we discovered France.

PS.....when your whippet took a dump I trust you cleaned up after it like a responsible dog owner.

[STEMO]

The trees were in full leaf, the sun was shining, my dog was happy chasing squirrels, people smiled and commented on the weather. It was just like any other day. Neither last nights election nor the brexit vote has made a happorth of difference round here, and nor will it.
We'd all do better to be more concerned with the small circle we move in, instead of worrying about the wider world. It's not good for your wellbeing, don't you know?

With this type of attitude I'm amazed we discovered France.

PS.....when your whippet took a dump I trust you cleaned up after it like a responsible dog owner.

Was discovering France a good thing then?
My posh dog doesn't take a dump, she defecates. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The trees were in full leaf, the sun was shining, my dog was happy chasing squirrels, people smiled and commented on the weather. It was just like any other day. Neither last nights election nor the brexit vote has made a happorth of difference round here, and nor will it.
We'd all do better to be more concerned with the small circle we move in, instead of worrying about the wider world. It's not good for your wellbeing, don't you know?

With this type of attitude I'm amazed we discovered France.

PS.....when your whippet took a dump I trust you cleaned up after it like a responsible dog owner.

Was discovering France a good thing then?
My posh dog doesn't take a dump, she defecates. 

Does it exit your mutts arse with a red ribbon and an aroma of expensive French perfume?

[STEMO]

The trees were in full leaf, the sun was shining, my dog was happy chasing squirrels, people smiled and commented on the weather. It was just like any other day. Neither last nights election nor the brexit vote has made a happorth of difference round here, and nor will it.
We'd all do better to be more concerned with the small circle we move in, instead of worrying about the wider world. It's not good for your wellbeing, don't you know?

With this type of attitude I'm amazed we discovered France.

PS.....when your whippet took a dump I trust you cleaned up after it like a responsible dog owner.

Was discovering France a good thing then?
My posh dog doesn't take a dump, she defecates. 

Does it exit your mutts arse with a red ribbon and an aroma of expensive French perfume?

Now you're being silly. It's brown, often runny and the smell is enough to burn off your nasal hair.

[Rods2]

The trees were in full leaf, the sun was shining, my dog was happy chasing squirrels, people smiled and commented on the weather. It was just like any other day. Neither last nights election nor the brexit vote has made a happorth of difference round here, and nor will it.
We'd all do better to be more concerned with the small circle we move in, instead of worrying about the wider world. It's not good for your wellbeing, don't you know? 

My lurcher would have a good try at pulling me over if he was on a lead and saw a squirrel. The squirrels also had to be quick to launch themselves up a tree before he caught up.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Now you're being silly. It's brown, often runny and the smell is enough to burn off your nasal hair.

Stop feeding the bloody thing caviar!   

[STEMO]

Now you're being silly. It's brown, often runny and the smell is enough to burn off your nasal hair.

Stop feeding the bloody thing caviar!   

Chicken, minced beef, fish....no caviar. Tried it and she didn't like it. Doesn't like dog food either, gives it a snooty look and tries to bury it. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Now you're being silly. It's brown, often runny and the smell is enough to burn off your nasal hair.

Stop feeding the bloody thing caviar!   

Chicken, minced beef, fish....no caviar. Tried it and she didn't like it. Doesn't like dog food either, gives it a snooty look and tries to bury it. 

Whatever happened to feeding the family mutt left over scraps.

[STEMO]

Now you're being silly. It's brown, often runny and the smell is enough to burn off your nasal hair.

Stop feeding the bloody thing caviar!   

Chicken, minced beef, fish....no caviar. Tried it and she didn't like it. Doesn't like dog food either, gives it a snooty look and tries to bury it. 

Whatever happened to feeding the family mutt left over scraps.

She's not a mutt, she's my baby daughter 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Now you're being silly. It's brown, often runny and the smell is enough to burn off your nasal hair.

Stop feeding the bloody thing caviar!   

Chicken, minced beef, fish....no caviar. Tried it and she didn't like it. Doesn't like dog food either, gives it a snooty look and tries to bury it. 

Whatever happened to feeding the family mutt left over scraps.

She's not a mutt, she's my baby daughter 

How 'she' was conceived doesn't bear thinking about. Your sexual preferences are a matter for you alone.

[Doctor Gollum]

"Woof", said the dog

James Well-behaved... Ours loves the Duck and rice, but won't touch the lamb and rice

No runny poo

[BazaJT]

If she was ever off the lead while out my dog would chase after absolutely anything,other dogs,cats,pigeons the lot-she even tries while on the lead! I buy a 12.5kg bag of dried food @£5.99p a go which lasts her about 3mths,she gets a couple of dog treats a day.When I have a Chinese takeaway she has prawn crackers,when I have a kebab she has some kebab meat and if it's chicken or beef for Sunday dinner she has a share of that too.No runny poo here[from either of us ]

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Now we have a thread about the consistency of dog shite. Lovely.Just lovely.