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Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« on: 18 June 2017, 21:05:46 »
Now this might sound strange, but I actually like ryvita. Especially the ones with seeds and stuff on top. Lashings of butter and they make a nice snack. But, I have been informed, not a whole packet between meals, over the weekend.  :-\
I offered to make her some toast instead but this is not the same..........apparently.
Fickin menopausal mong........ ;D
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #1 on: 18 June 2017, 21:08:16 »
You're an ill man, STEMO. I mean, Ryvita :o
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #2 on: 18 June 2017, 21:09:12 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 June 2017, 21:05:46
Now this might sound strange, but I actually like ryvita. Especially the ones with seeds and stuff on top. Lashings of butter and they make a nice snack. But, I have been informed, not a whole packet between meals, over the weekend.  :-\
I offered to make her some toast instead but this is not the same..........apparently.
Fickin menopausal mong........ ;D


So what do you call her :o ?
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #3 on: 18 June 2017, 21:12:29 »
Quote from: Nick W on 18 June 2017, 21:09:12
Quote from: STEMO on 18 June 2017, 21:05:46
Now this might sound strange, but I actually like ryvita. Especially the ones with seeds and stuff on top. Lashings of butter and they make a nice snack. But, I have been informed, not a whole packet between meals, over the weekend.  :-\
I offered to make her some toast instead but this is not the same..........apparently.
Fickin menopausal mong........ ;D


So what do you call her :o ?
I don't call her anything, Nick. I write it on here where she can't see it. I don't have a death wish, old boy.  ;D
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #4 on: 18 June 2017, 21:25:23 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 18 June 2017, 21:08:16
You're an ill man, STEMO. I mean, Ryvita :o

Perhaps STMO is a nimble bread man. Deep fried in lard of course.
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #5 on: 18 June 2017, 21:31:19 »
I didn't realise you were greedy and fat.  :)
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #6 on: 18 June 2017, 21:42:23 »
Ryvita? A blast from the past! I also remeber stealing Farley's Rusks from my baby - does that make me a bad person?  :o

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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #7 on: 18 June 2017, 21:48:39 »
Quote from: Bigron on 18 June 2017, 21:42:23
Ryvita? A blast from the past! I also remeber stealing Farley's Rusks from my baby - does that make me a bad person?  :o

Ron.
Farley rusks....lovely :y
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #8 on: 18 June 2017, 22:01:25 »
Quote from: Migv6 on 18 June 2017, 21:31:19
I didn't realise you were greedy and fat.  :)
I know you love me really, Albs, and the election will be a distant memory soon.  :-*
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #9 on: 18 June 2017, 22:27:53 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 June 2017, 22:01:25
Quote from: Migv6 on 18 June 2017, 21:31:19
I didn't realise you were greedy and fat.  :)
I know you love me really, Albs, and another election will be up on us soon.  :-*

You might have got that part right.  :y ;D
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #10 on: 18 June 2017, 22:29:31 »
Very common for a man to empathise when a woman is going through the change by showing his feminine side and binge eating on Ryvita. :P :P :P
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #11 on: 18 June 2017, 22:30:15 »
Ryvita. Marketing triumph. We have this old cardboard and sweepings up left over after making food. What shall we do with it?
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #12 on: 18 June 2017, 22:35:51 »
Quote from: Varche on 18 June 2017, 22:30:15
Ryvita. Marketing triumph. We have this old cardboard and sweepings up left over after making food. What shall we do with it?

And that was after all the best cardboard and sweepings had been used to make cornflakes! ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #13 on: 18 June 2017, 23:02:46 »
Ryvita. Nice with Marmite on.  :y
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Re: Apparently, I am a greedy, fat bastid.
« Reply #14 on: 18 June 2017, 23:48:17 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 June 2017, 21:05:46
Now this might sound strange, but I actually like ryvita. Especially the ones with seeds and stuff on top. Lashings of butter and they make a nice snack. But, I have been informed, not a whole packet between meals, over the weekend.  :-\

I don't know about fat Ste, but I'll bet you're as regular as a oppsing Swiss watch!!  ;D
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