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Survivors everywhere
« on: 20 June 2017, 19:01:29 »
On the news. He survived this, she survived that, rape survivors, fgm survivors, fire survivors, mad Taff in a van survivors. Lots of vigils too. I can't keep up with the vigils. Apparently, the whole of Yorkshire fell silent for two minutes at 11 o'clock yesterday. Not in fickin Asda they didn't.
Anyway, I'm too scared to actually look at any of this. That flash photography they keep warning about has got to do my eyes in sooner or later. Hmmmmm....I could be a flash photography survivor. Yes. No need for £5500, a grand will do nicely.
Am I rambling? Yes. I'll shut up now.
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #1 on: 20 June 2017, 19:06:52 »
Too much sun?  ;D ;D ;D You need to wear a hat Cloth cap same colour as your whippet. :y
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #2 on: 20 June 2017, 19:12:55 »
No,no,no,evryone knows for true protection from the sun you discard the flat cap and wear a handkerchief knotted at the four corners ;D ;D
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #3 on: 20 June 2017, 19:14:23 »
Quote from: BazaJT on 20 June 2017, 19:12:55
No,no,no,evryone knows for true protection from the sun you discard the flat cap and wear a handkerchief knotted at the four corners ;D ;D
Of course..to protect your head.  :y
You whip your shirt off though, and let your beer belly go bright red.  ;D
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #4 on: 20 June 2017, 20:44:35 »
Quote from: Varche on 20 June 2017, 19:06:52
Too much sun?  ;D ;D ;D You need to wear a hat Cloth cap same colour as your whippet. :y

STMO's big ambition is to have his cloth cap, whippet, and car, all finished in the same shade of green. :)
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #5 on: 20 June 2017, 21:07:11 »
I thought to be safe, we should wear a hat made of tin foil, and wallpaper our houses with it, then stick egg boxes every were else. ;D
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #6 on: 20 June 2017, 21:08:18 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 20 June 2017, 21:07:11
I thought to be safe, we should wear a hat made of tin foil, and wallpaper our houses with it, then stick egg boxes every were else. ;D
Yes. That could work...









You complete and utter loon ;D
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #7 on: 20 June 2017, 21:09:08 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 20 June 2017, 21:08:18
Quote from: biggriffin on 20 June 2017, 21:07:11
I thought to be safe, we should wear a hat made of tin foil, and wallpaper our houses with it, then stick egg boxes every were else. ;D
Yes. That could work...









You complete and utter loon ;D
His mate runs an egg box factory  ;)
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #8 on: 20 June 2017, 22:10:19 »
Quote from: STEMO on 20 June 2017, 21:09:08
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 20 June 2017, 21:08:18
Quote from: biggriffin on 20 June 2017, 21:07:11
I thought to be safe, we should wear a hat made of tin foil, and wallpaper our houses with it, then stick egg boxes every were else. ;D
Yes. That could work...









You complete and utter loon ;D
His mate runs an egg box factory  ;)
Fair play if he can shift egg boxes by the trailer load :D
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #9 on: 20 June 2017, 22:34:47 »
If I see tomorrow morning I'm adopting the monica of Schnapps Survivor.

rather Polish! It's only 11.30 and I already feel like death.  >:( :D
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #10 on: 20 June 2017, 22:37:26 »
Quote from: jimmy944 on 20 June 2017, 22:34:47
If I see tomorrow morning I'm adopting the monica of Schnapps Survivor.

rather Polish! It's only 11.30 and I already feel like death.  >:( :D
Nie za dobzre. Mam kaca. :P
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #11 on: 20 June 2017, 22:43:37 »
Indeed.

Where were you when I needed "No schnapps please I'm British".
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #12 on: 20 June 2017, 23:05:34 »
Prepraszam, jestem mysz.
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #13 on: 21 June 2017, 09:51:25 »
That's just unkind.

Also, ow. My head feels like I've been hit with a shovel!
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Re: Survivors everywhere
« Reply #14 on: 21 June 2017, 09:57:35 »
Quote from: jimmy944 on 21 June 2017, 09:51:25
That's just unkind.

Also, ow. My head feels like I've been hit with a shovel!
How do you know it wasn't?  ;D
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