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Had a narrow escape today
« on: 07 July 2017, 17:34:25 »
Walking along the local town street today and the letter O of a sports shop name fell off the building and landed right in front of me. It was so close that three people came over to see if it had hit my face on the way down. It hadn't.

I went and bought a lottery ticket for tonights Euromillions ;D ;D
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Re: Had a narrow escape today
« Reply #1 on: 07 July 2017, 17:58:43 »
Lucky escape Varche  :o

Euromillions is only 25mill tonight...... :(

But as ive just bought a ticket you stand no chance  ;D
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Re: Had a narrow escape today
« Reply #2 on: 07 July 2017, 18:00:25 »
Should have gone down holding your face same as pansy footballers. ;D. Any chance of compo for the shock? ;)
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Re: Had a narrow escape today
« Reply #3 on: 07 July 2017, 18:06:49 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 07 July 2017, 18:00:25
Should have gone down holding your face same as pansy footballers. ;D. Any chance of compo for the shock? ;)
Only if he wins the lottery... That said, don't encourage him, society is oppsed up enough :D
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Re: Had a narrow escape today
« Reply #4 on: 07 July 2017, 18:23:47 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 07 July 2017, 18:06:49
Quote from: ronnyd on 07 July 2017, 18:00:25
Should have gone down holding your face same as pansy footballers. ;D. Any chance of compo for the shock? ;)
Only if he wins the lottery... That said, don't encourage him, Spain is oppsed up enough :D

Amended!  ;)
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Re: Had a narrow escape today
« Reply #5 on: 07 July 2017, 19:16:05 »
So what these people were actually saying is that you look naturally as though you've been hit in the face by part of a shop sign :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Had a narrow escape today
« Reply #6 on: 07 July 2017, 20:29:01 »
Ooooooooo, that could have been so nasty! ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Had a narrow escape today
« Reply #7 on: 07 July 2017, 22:43:18 »
Has it been drawn yet....................

25 million. My god I could buy a new car with that and have it delivered. :y
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Re: Had a narrow escape today
« Reply #8 on: 08 July 2017, 12:06:54 »
As you were.

Checked the numbers,nothing.
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