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« on: 14 July 2017, 21:17:46 »
*** My weekly "broken light bulb at birth" award goes to: ***

This 19yo is struggling to get a job. For the life of m,e I can't see why he has a problem. Anybody any ideas? ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html

Fortunately, in cases like this, they don't walk invisibly amongst us. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #1 on: 14 July 2017, 21:38:52 »
Can he NOT see where he went wrong, there?

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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #2 on: 14 July 2017, 21:56:50 »
Frankly I'm stumped  :-\
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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #3 on: 14 July 2017, 22:13:26 »
I would have thought that his previous record rather than that tattoo would disqualify him from employment, or being anywhere near other people.

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« Reply #4 on: 14 July 2017, 22:30:36 »
Go on then I will ask how he was drinking home brew in jail? Maybe he called Deliveroo on his mobile phone.
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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #5 on: 14 July 2017, 22:37:56 »
He could grow a beard... ::)
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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #6 on: 14 July 2017, 22:45:19 »
Facial tattoos are a cultural thing in New Zealand.  ::)
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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #7 on: 14 July 2017, 22:56:30 »

In all fairness, he does hold his hand up and admits that the tattoo is a big problem.

BUT . . . . . I don't understand how he only got 2 years for armed robbery  ???

Even worse . . . . he has been breeding   :o
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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #8 on: 15 July 2017, 08:46:59 »
Quote from: Varche on 14 July 2017, 22:30:36
Go on then I will ask how he was drinking home brew in jail? Maybe he called Deliveroo on his mobile phone.

Good point Varche . . . .  then got a 24 hour "pass" to visit the local tattoo palour  ::)
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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #9 on: 15 July 2017, 10:22:08 »
Some people are a real danger.................................to themselves! ::) ::) ::)

No way would I have employed him in the retail trade, even as a store room person.
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« Reply #10 on: 15 July 2017, 11:05:07 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 15 July 2017, 10:22:08
Some people are a real danger.................................to themselves! ::) ::) ::)

No way would I have employed him in the retail trade, even as a store room person.

Perfect- large tatoo parloor store room.
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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #11 on: 15 July 2017, 11:18:30 »
There was something on local news a couple of years ago, some young binter with more metal on her face than a Sherman tank, complaining she couldn't get past interviews.  When prompted to remove the metalwork, she said that was against her human rights to be individual.

Remove all benefits from these scum, as I suspect so many do it so they can keep claiming jobseekers, rather than actually work.
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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #12 on: 15 July 2017, 13:18:15 »
Quote from: Varche on 15 July 2017, 11:05:07
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 15 July 2017, 10:22:08
Some people are a real danger.................................to themselves! ::) ::) ::)

No way would I have employed him in the retail trade, even as a store room person.

Perfect- large tatoo parloor store room.

No, because even there he would scare customers away and make them think twice about having tatoos ;)
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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #13 on: 15 July 2017, 13:52:36 »
He has two options

1 become a beardy hipster.

2 tattoo the whole of his face, so there are no words. 

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Re: Unemployed
« Reply #14 on: 15 July 2017, 14:02:52 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 15 July 2017, 13:52:36
He has two options

1 become a beardy hipster.

2 tattoo the whole of his face, so there are no words.
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