Take it for a test drive said the man, no need to rush back...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It would have been rude to decline his kind offer

[STEMO]

I've seriously misjudged you, Opti. His and hers jags. I'll bet she's really glad that wiper linkage went. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've seriously misjudged you, Opti. His and hers jags. I'll bet she's really glad that wiper linkage went. 

The seized spindle in the wiper mechanism was fixed with my own bare hands for zero expenditure, and the wipers now move with the precision of an expensive Swiss watch.

As for the F-Type R, I merely asked about a trade in for my XFR.

[STEMO]

I've seriously misjudged you, Opti. His and hers jags. I'll bet she's really glad that wiper linkage went. 

The seized spindle in the wiper mechanism was fixed with my own bare hands for zero expenditure, and the wipers now move with the precision of an expensive Swiss watch.

As for the F-Type R, I merely asked about a trade in for my XFR.

WTF has happened to you? Have you been given 12 months to live or something? You've only had the XFR for a matter of months, and you're bound to lose a wodge of cash on it.
What have you done with tightwad?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've seriously misjudged you, Opti. His and hers jags. I'll bet she's really glad that wiper linkage went. 

The seized spindle in the wiper mechanism was fixed with my own bare hands for zero expenditure, and the wipers now move with the precision of an expensive Swiss watch.

As for the F-Type R, I merely asked about a trade in for my XFR.

WTF has happened to you? Have you been given 12 months to live or something? You've only had the XFR for a matter of months, and you're bound to lose a wodge of cash on it.
What have you done with tightwad?

Almost a year.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've seriously misjudged you, Opti. His and hers jags. I'll bet she's really glad that wiper linkage went. 

The seized spindle in the wiper mechanism was fixed with my own bare hands for zero expenditure, and the wipers now move with the precision of an expensive Swiss watch.

As for the F-Type R, I merely asked about a trade in for my XFR.

WTF has happened to you? Have you been given 12 months to live or something? You've only had the XFR for a matter of months, and you're bound to lose a wodge of cash on it.
What have you done with tightwad?

Tightwad is my identical twin. He is the cretin who went out in the pissing rain to fix the wipers.

[STEMO]

And then my next question. Where, in this poxy little country, are you going to be able to drive quick enough so as to see the difference in performance between the two?

[2boxerdogs]

Like the looks of that opti, bet it sounds terrific.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Like the looks of that opti, bet it sounds terrific.

For the 14 year old inside me Jaguar have a button that makes the exhaust sound orgasmic. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

And there's me getting excited about having a 9 year old Mondeo that runs on narrow boat fuel!   

Looks like your garage could do with a spruce up though M'lud! 

[2boxerdogs]

Like the looks of that opti, bet it sounds terrific.

For the 14 year old inside me Jaguar have a button that makes the exhaust sound orgasmic. 

I bet , you wouldn't need music with that 😀

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

And there's me getting excited about having a 9 year old Mondeo that runs on narrow boat fuel!   

Looks like your garage could do with a spruce up though M'lud! 

It's a shed full of crap.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Like the looks of that opti, bet it sounds terrific.

For the 14 year old inside me Jaguar have a button that makes the exhaust sound orgasmic. 

I bet , you wouldn't need music with that 😀

Yes, the sound is enough to give even dear old STMO a semi........(on a good day)

[STEMO]

I doubt I would get my dogs crate in the back of that. Totally impractical rich mans toy. Good job you've got the signum for trips to the tip.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I doubt I would get my dogs crate in the back of that. Totally impractical rich mans toy. Good job you've got the signum for trips to the tip.

Of course.

......except I'm not rich.