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[Sir Tigger KC]

Got this email today which is lucky as I've blown the proceeds of the last one on flash cars and fast women! 

I am Mr. Ibrahim Mustafa Magu the chairman
of ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC). EFCC in
alliance with economic community of West African states
(ECOWAS) with head Office here in Nigeria. We have been
working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam
Artists in Western part of Africa With the help of United
States Government and the United Nations and some corrupt
official adminstrators Mr Ibrahim Lamorde has been sacked
who happen to be the former EFCC chairman.
We have been able to track down so many
of this scam artist in various parts of west African
countries which includes (NIGERIA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, TOGO,
GHANA CAMEROUN AND SENEGAL) and they are all in our custody
here in Lagos Nigeria.
We have been able to recover so much
money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-crime
commission and the United State Government have ordered the
money recovered from the Scammers to be shared among 100
Lucky people around the globe.
This email is being directed to you
because your email address was found in one of the scam
Artists file and computer hard disk in our custody here in
Nigeria and with the information gartered from this Scam
artist, you notice that you have been scammed of so much
money and have decided to compensate you with a little token
to recover the lost of your fund. You are therefore being
compensated with the total sum $ 2.5 Million Dollars. We have
also arrested all those who claim that they are barristers,
bank officials, Inheritance, Lottery Agents who has money for transfer or
want you to be the next of kin of such funds which does not
exist.
Since your name appeared among the
lucky beneficiaries who will receive a compensation of
US $ 2.5 Million, we have made arrangement to register an
Online Banking through our Global Bank, where you will have
full access to your Online Banking Account Fund, to transfer
your fund personally to your Private Bank Account with no
complication of things or questioning as the Account will be
fully registered in your Name.
Feel free to contact the processing
officer MISS ESTHER EMMANUEL. The online Banking Processing
It is made much easier for you to transfer your fund to your
private Bank Account personally, to avoid any delay or
complication of things. With this Online Banking Transfer
Processing, you can only transfer the Maximum Amount of
US $ 500.000.00 daily / install mentally until the total amount
of your Compensated / deposited fund is transferred and
completely paid to you and also if you choose to recieve your
payment VIA ATM CARD its is still accepted so you get back to her
with your choice of payment.
So you are advice to contact,
processing officer MISS ESTHER EMMANUEL with your provided
information? required for verification below.
CONTACT PERSON: MISS ESTHER EMMANUEL
CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS: missesther.emmanuel@yahoo.com
Provide the information below to enable
the processing of your Online Banking Account for deposition
of your total compensated fund.
1) YOUR FULL NAME.
2) YOUR ADDRESS.
3) YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
4) YOUR OCCUPATION
5) YOUR IDENTITY.
6) COUNTRY
Contact MISS ESTHER EMMANUEL with the
information required for verification to enable her start
the processing of your Online Banking Account
Registration.
We guarantee your safety and wish you
the best of luck.
Best Regard,
Mr. Ibrahim Mustafa Magu
CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME
COMMISSION
(EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS
DEPT,
LAGOS-NIGERIA

 

[STEMO]

Jammy bastard. Will you be buying a decent car now? 

[Varche]

Yes, all your dreams have come true. Lucky beggar!

[2boxerdogs]

Some people have all the luck.😀😀😀

[redelitev6]

Why do i NEVER get these e-mails 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Looks genuine. Go for it, Sir Tig.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Jammy bastard. Will you be buying a decent car now? 

I'll probably blow it on cocaine and prostitutes like I did last time. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Jammy bastard. Will you be buying a decent car now? 

I'll probably blow it on cocaine and prostitutes like I did last time. 

Puts me in mind of the quote from George Best.

"Most of my money went on women, fast cars and booze. The rest I just wasted"

[Lizzie Zoom]

It is such an extensive and gramaticaly poor email it must be true!

You are such a lucky fellow, so I suggest you freely give them every personal detail you can

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It is such an extensive and gramaticaly poor email it must be true!

You are such a lucky fellow, so I suggest you freely give them every personal detail you can

Sir Tigger owns half of 'Darzet' Lizzie. You might be wise to hook up with him.

[Lizzie Zoom]

It is such an extensive and gramaticaly poor email it must be true!

You are such a lucky fellow, so I suggest you freely give them every personal detail you can

Sir Tigger owns half of 'Darzet' Lizzie. You might be wise to hook up with him.

No, I prefer Devon Opti 

[Sir Tigger KC]

It is such an extensive and gramaticaly poor email it must be true!

You are such a lucky fellow, so I suggest you freely give them every personal detail you can

This is why I shared the email Lizzie as these kindly Nigerian chappies must owe money to people all over the place, so if you give your details maybe you'll get lucky as well! 

[Lizzie Zoom]

It is such an extensive and gramaticaly poor email it must be true!

You are such a lucky fellow, so I suggest you freely give them every personal detail you can

This is why I shared the email Lizzie as these kindly Nigerian chappies must owe money to people all over the place, so if you give your details maybe you'll get lucky as well! 

Oh don't worry Tigger, I have been offered millions by Africans over just the last year, but I am so rich I have told them to stuff send it to charity

[BazaJT]

Chances of me getting lucky these days are absolutely zero and chances of me getting any money for nowt are about the same

[Mister Rog]

Me too. Barclays have got some free money for me

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