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STEMO

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Ouch!!!
« on: 04 August 2017, 19:36:32 »

There are some very strange people in this world:

Woman shot in vagina in sex game gone wrong
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40828564
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Re: Ouch!!!
« Reply #1 on: 04 August 2017, 21:09:14 »

It will soon be easier-if it's not already-for TB to make a list of those he wouldn't cull,rather than those he would ::)
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Re: Ouch!!!
« Reply #2 on: 04 August 2017, 22:47:46 »

The partially scrawled note.....

Wernt me guv.     ;D ;D

Found the gun in a pub toilet  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 06 August 2017, 11:23:31 »

Well, what was she thinking, taking a mong like that to a hotel room. Daft bint.

Even forgetting he is one ugly muvva, as soon as he starting getting a gun out, surely alarm bells must be ringing. And them when he shoves it up her idiot...
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Re: Ouch!!!
« Reply #4 on: 06 August 2017, 12:41:00 »

People never check the chamber when they drop the magazine out ::)
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Re: Ouch!!!
« Reply #5 on: 06 August 2017, 19:32:09 »

I used to know a girl who had that particular fantasy .. yes, inserted there. Can't help but wonder if it was her!
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« Reply #6 on: 06 August 2017, 20:45:20 »

People never check the chamber when they drop the magazine out ::)

Many pistols do not fire without the magazine inserted.  Unfortunately (or fortunately if you are a Darwinism advocate) some do....
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« Reply #7 on: 06 August 2017, 20:48:08 »

 ???  mmm, he finds the gun in Leeds and takes it to Manchester to "dispose" of it , I'm sure we would all do the same thing  ::)
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Re: Ouch!!!
« Reply #8 on: 07 August 2017, 19:25:08 »

He looks like a nice fella to me, and his explanation seems perfectly rational.  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 07 August 2017, 19:31:36 »

???  mmm, he finds the gun in Leeds and takes it to Liverpool to "dispose" of it , I'm sure we would all do the same thing  ::)

This would have been very strange, but Manchester is very plausible.  ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 07 August 2017, 22:28:15 »

???  mmm, he finds the gun in Leeds and takes it to Liverpool to "dispose" of it , I'm sure we would all do the same thing  ::)

This would have been very strange, but Manchester is very plausible.  ;D
He probably thought he would get more for it in Manc. ;)
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