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Only in America
« on: 29 August 2017, 00:18:09 »

Problem: No eclipse eye protection glasses.

Solution: Spray sun screen on your eyeballs and then look at the sun. What could possibly go wrong?

As reported by the local hospital's eye clinic.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4830920/Californians-sunscreen-eyes-watch-eclipse.html

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Re: Only in America
« Reply #1 on: 29 August 2017, 07:50:55 »

Well doctor,it just seemed like a good idea at the time :D :D
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Re: Only in America
« Reply #2 on: 29 August 2017, 08:36:42 »

Expect class action law suits...  ::)
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Re: Only in America
« Reply #3 on: 29 August 2017, 10:07:37 »

 ;D ;D
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