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I hate all people
« on: 06 September 2017, 07:37:48 »
Sheer incompetence mixed with the natural stupidness of the British public. I might have to go on the rampage and do a trial cull
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Re: I hate all people
« Reply #1 on: 06 September 2017, 07:43:27 »
Stuck behind someone filling up with £4.97 of diesel and then spending 20minsnin the petrol station shop?

This might have happened to me last night after a 15hr day. Luckily for her the dozy bint came back before I located either lighter or matches.  ::)
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Re: I hate all people
« Reply #2 on: 06 September 2017, 11:13:08 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 06 September 2017, 07:37:48
Sheer incompetence mixed with the natural stupidness of the British public. I might have to go on the rampage and do a trial cull

So just another normal day for you then     ;D

 
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Re: I hate all people
« Reply #3 on: 06 September 2017, 12:25:05 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 06 September 2017, 07:37:48
Sheer incompetence mixed with the natural stupidness of the British public. I might have to go on the rampage and do a trial cull

Yep, the Fourth Reich is only a step away for you TB, Mein Fuhrer!

I trust you have read Mein Kampf.  Jolly good read for you, which will give you many mad ideas on how to resolve the pressing social issues of the day! ::) ::) ::) :P
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 06 September 2017, 12:47:27 »
There are some very remote, and reasonably cheap to live in, places around the country. Provided you could get reasonable internet speed, you could find a job where you can work from home.
Added bonus of clear roads for you to let some steam off.
Off you go, young man.  :)
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« Reply #5 on: 06 September 2017, 12:58:39 »
I know that I've mentioned this chap before, but he lives in a cave in the chalk cliffs at the eastern end of Swanage Bay - all year round! No Wi-Fi, telephone, plumbing, heating, lighting, etc - but also NO neighbours.....unless you either bunk in with him of dig your own cave out?  8)

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Re: I hate all people
« Reply #6 on: 06 September 2017, 13:16:08 »
One of the few benefits of my job is that I only have myself for company for approx. 10 of the 15 hours of my shifts.
As a misanthrope in training, I quite like this aspect of the job.  :)
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Re: I hate all people
« Reply #7 on: 06 September 2017, 13:54:56 »
Presumably misanthropes are self taught?  ;D  or rather,  >:(
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« Reply #8 on: 06 September 2017, 14:40:13 »
Moliere wrote a rather longwinded book about a misanthrop who was quite content... Right upto the point where he fell in love... be a lesson there... ::)

Oddly, it was called "The Misanthrop" ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 06 September 2017, 14:42:40 »
I do hope you are not blaming Mrs TB for his grumpiness? ::)
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Re: I hate all people
« Reply #10 on: 06 September 2017, 14:44:52 »
Quote from: Guffer on 06 September 2017, 14:42:40
I do hope you are not blaming Mrs TB for his grumpiness? ::)
Not at all  ;D

Merely observing that everything can be just fine, and then bang, woman arrives to turn your brain to mush ::)
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« Reply #11 on: 06 September 2017, 15:15:50 »
It works with women too, DG. Their brains atrophy as soon as they have babies!  ;D

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« Reply #12 on: 06 September 2017, 15:32:29 »
Quote from: STEMO on 06 September 2017, 12:47:27
There are some very remote, and reasonably cheap to live in, places around the country. Provided you could get reasonable internet speed, you could find a job where you can work from home.
Added bonus of clear roads for you to let some steam off.
Off you go, young man.  :)

The South Sandwich Islands are nice at this time of year I hear.  :)
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Re: I hate all people
« Reply #13 on: 06 September 2017, 15:54:51 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 06 September 2017, 15:32:29
Quote from: STEMO on 06 September 2017, 12:47:27
There are some very remote, and reasonably cheap to live in, places around the country. Provided you could get reasonable internet speed, you could find a job where you can work from home.
Added bonus of clear roads for you to let some steam off.
Off you go, young man.  :)

The South Sandwich Islands are nice at this time of year I hear.    :)

Some very cheap property in the Leeward Islands at the moment I believe ??   :'(
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Re: I hate all people
« Reply #14 on: 06 September 2017, 16:02:42 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 06 September 2017, 14:40:13
Moliere wrote a rather longwinded book about a misanthrop who was quite content... Right upto the point where he fell in love... be a lesson there... ::)

Oddly, it was called "The Misanthrop" ;D

or even "The Misanthrope" ::)
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