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She is now parked on my drive....
« on: 13 September 2017, 13:23:11 »
....looking resplendent in IRR. :y

The guy who delivered the car must be related to 'Miss Daisy' because following the 130 mile journey from Watford the trip computer is showing 33.6 MPG. :o :o :o :o

How ls that possible if you are not Mr Tunnie?
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #1 on: 13 September 2017, 13:28:32 »
Oooops.....he'll be back.

He has left his phone and trade plates behind. :-\

The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford. :y
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #2 on: 13 September 2017, 14:58:51 »
Ok wtf is it then ???
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #3 on: 13 September 2017, 15:13:24 »
Quote from: henryd on 13 September 2017, 14:58:51
Ok wtf is it then ???


A previously unregistered Trabant?
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« Reply #4 on: 13 September 2017, 15:16:49 »
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #5 on: 13 September 2017, 15:18:22 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 September 2017, 13:23:11
....looking resplendent in IRR. :y

The guy who delivered the car must be related to 'Miss Daisy' because following the 130 mile journey from Watford the trip computer is showing 33.6 MPG. :o :o :o :o

How ls that possible if you are not Mr Tunnie?

Very easy, unlike some here, including that fatty little admin I don't see the throttle pedal as a binary object, it does not have "ON or OFF" settings.

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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #6 on: 13 September 2017, 16:02:56 »
I'm guessing it's a car. A sporty car with lots of BHP that drinks fuel like a chieftain tank. Much the same as the car he had, except with a sunroof.
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #7 on: 13 September 2017, 16:27:02 »
Quote from: STEMO on 13 September 2017, 16:02:56
I'm guessing it's a car. A sporty car with lots of BHP that drinks fuel like a chieftain tank. Much the same as the car he had, except with a sunroof.

I've followed your example.

Your previous car was an Astra (albeit in a colour that would frighten children and horses) and your new car is an Astra (albeit one that kills innocent babies with noxious diesel fumes) :)

Yes....it's another Jaguar. :)

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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #8 on: 13 September 2017, 16:30:10 »
IRR is a lovely colour, a friend of mine who worked for JLR got an IRR F-Pace for the weekend not long ago  8). I suspect it isn't one of those.

F-type would be my guess, potentially that one that was foisted on you a few weeks back  ;D
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #9 on: 13 September 2017, 16:31:34 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 September 2017, 16:27:02
Quote from: STEMO on 13 September 2017, 16:02:56
I'm guessing it's a car. A sporty car with lots of BHP that drinks fuel like a chieftain tank. Much the same as the car he had, except with a sunroof.

I've followed your example.

Your previous car was an Astra (albeit in a colour that would frighten children and horses) and your new car is an Astra (albeit one that kills innocent babies with noxious diesel fumes) :)

Yes....it's another Jaguar. :)


Another F type ?,obviously this will be the sensible diesel option ::)
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #10 on: 13 September 2017, 16:34:47 »
Quote from: jimmy944 on 13 September 2017, 16:30:10
IRR is a lovely colour, a friend of mine who worked for JLR got an IRR F-Pace for the weekend not long ago  8). I suspect it isn't one of those.

F-type would be my guess, potentially that one that was foisted on you a few weeks back  ;D

Nope.....lovely to drive but as STMO rightly says nothing more than a totally impractical toy.

I found out my car comes with the £2750 option of the 'speedpack'. I certainly wouldn't have paid for it, but it's nice to have.

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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #11 on: 13 September 2017, 16:35:35 »
another XF then ::)
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« Reply #12 on: 13 September 2017, 16:35:46 »
Quote from: jimmy944 on 13 September 2017, 16:30:10
IRR is a lovely colour, a friend of mine who worked for JLR got an IRR F-Pace for the weekend not long ago  8). I suspect it isn't one of those.

F-type would be my guess, potentially that one that was foisted on you a few weeks back  ;D

Ah.....a van with windows. :)
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« Reply #13 on: 13 September 2017, 16:36:33 »
Quote from: henryd on 13 September 2017, 16:35:35
You gone two seater ??? ::)

4 seats and a sunroof. :)
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #14 on: 13 September 2017, 16:37:27 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 September 2017, 16:36:33
Quote from: henryd on 13 September 2017, 16:35:35
You gone two seater ??? ::)

4 seats and a sunroof. :)

Ah,same again with a hole in the roof to leak ::) :D :D
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