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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #15 on: 13 September 2017, 16:37:50 »
Quote from: henryd on 13 September 2017, 16:31:34
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I'm guessing it's a car. A sporty car with lots of BHP that drinks fuel like a chieftain tank. Much the same as the car he had, except with a sunroof.

I've followed your example.

Your previous car was an Astra (albeit in a colour that would frighten children and horses) and your new car is an Astra (albeit one that kills innocent babies with noxious diesel fumes) :)

Yes....it's another Jaguar. :)


Another F type ?,obviously this will be the sensible diesel option ::)


Bubonic plague would be preferable. :)
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #16 on: 13 September 2017, 16:39:33 »
Quote from: henryd on 13 September 2017, 16:35:35
another XF then ::)

Henry is clearly smarter than the average OOFER........not that that is saying much. ;D
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #17 on: 13 September 2017, 16:40:26 »
Ooo, XJR/supersport jobbie?

Just googled them in red and they look superb! Can't imagine there were many about, only think I've seen them in silver/black in the flesh

Edit: obviously not :P
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #18 on: 13 September 2017, 16:40:30 »
I'll post some dealer piccies.
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #19 on: 13 September 2017, 18:28:18 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 September 2017, 13:28:32

The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford. :y

Leather jacket at your age FFS?  ::)

Just as well you didn't leave your medallion behind!  :P  ;D
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #20 on: 13 September 2017, 18:35:11 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 13 September 2017, 18:28:18
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 September 2017, 13:28:32

The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford. :y

Leather jacket at your age FFS?  ::)

Just as well you didn't leave your medallion behind!  :P  ;D

Nothing wrong with a leather jacket at my age..... :P :P :P :P :P

On the other hand a 'mankini' would be soooooo wrong at any age. ;D
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #21 on: 13 September 2017, 18:38:37 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 September 2017, 18:35:11
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Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 September 2017, 13:28:32

The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford. :y

Leather jacket at your age FFS?  ::)

Just as well you didn't leave your medallion behind!  :P  ;D

Nothing wrong with a leather jacket at my age..... :P :P :P :P :P

On the other hand a 'mankini' would be soooooo wrong at any age. ;D

Maybe a sheepskin would be more appropriate?  :-\

I'll leave it to you whether you'd prefer a sheepskin jacket or sheepskin mankini!  :)
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #22 on: 13 September 2017, 18:40:48 »
I think TB is the only one who could carry off a mankini on this forum, sheepskin or otherwise!  :y

Or maybe Mr Gonads?  :-\                                                                                                                                            ;D ;D ;D
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #23 on: 13 September 2017, 18:42:03 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 13 September 2017, 18:38:37
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The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford. :y

Leather jacket at your age FFS?  ::)

Just as well you didn't leave your medallion behind!  :P  ;D

Nothing wrong with a leather jacket at my age..... :P :P :P :P :P

On the other hand a 'mankini' would be soooooo wrong at any age. ;D

Maybe a sheepskin would be more appropriate? :-\

I'll leave it to you whether you'd prefer a sheepskin jacket or sheepskin mankini!  :)


.....and look like John Motson and 'Arfur Daley' ;D
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #24 on: 13 September 2017, 18:44:08 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 September 2017, 18:42:03
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 13 September 2017, 18:38:37
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 September 2017, 18:35:11
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 13 September 2017, 18:28:18
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 September 2017, 13:28:32

The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford. :y

Leather jacket at your age FFS?  ::)

Just as well you didn't leave your medallion behind!  :P  ;D

Nothing wrong with a leather jacket at my age..... :P :P :P :P :P

On the other hand a 'mankini' would be soooooo wrong at any age. ;D

Maybe a sheepskin would be more appropriate? :-\

I'll leave it to you whether you'd prefer a sheepskin jacket or sheepskin mankini!  :)


.....and look like John Motson and 'Arfur Daley' ;D

Would you?  :)
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Re: She is now parked on my drive....
« Reply #25 on: 13 September 2017, 21:39:19 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 September 2017, 13:23:11
130 mile journey from Watford the trip computer is showing 33.6 MPG. :o :o :o :o

How ls that possible if you are not Mr Tunnie?

He reset the fuel computer whilst 300 yards from your hour in neutral, coasting down hill ? 
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