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Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« on: 03 March 2018, 10:28:58 »
Whenever the Old Bag nicks my car to go anywhere, she always grumbles there isn't a bag in it to carry some of her purchases. So she rectified that by going to the shop she has onsite.


So the Old Bag bought me a Bag for the Jag




Now, I'd never admit this to her face, but its actually quite a good idea, so I might get her to pick up a couple more  :-X
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #1 on: 03 March 2018, 10:44:38 »
Very Nice, does it have an adjustable shoulder strap?,  if so, Im saying nothing.  :-* ;D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #2 on: 03 March 2018, 10:48:26 »
Are you sure that it's wise for an Omega Queen to make comments like that?  :-X

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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #3 on: 03 March 2018, 10:50:01 »
Quote from: zirk on 03 March 2018, 10:44:38
does it have an adjustable shoulder strap?,  if so, Im saying nothing.  :-* ;D
You're looking at somebody who never grasped the concepts of a manbag, and even used to carry his works laptop around in a Tesco carrier to save looking a bit feminine...   ...until the do-gooders put paid to disposable bags.
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #4 on: 03 March 2018, 11:03:29 »
Same here, TB; my executive briefcase had Morrisons on it!  :y

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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #5 on: 03 March 2018, 11:08:39 »
I believe you can get jaguar perfume for (so-called) men, and keyrings and stuff. If you ask your local tattooist nicely, I'm sure he'd scribe ' I drive a jaaaag' across your forehead.
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #6 on: 03 March 2018, 11:14:50 »
Practical.......but girlie. :)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #7 on: 03 March 2018, 11:17:51 »
When I were a kid and collected various rubbish precious things from Vauxhall Dealers I kept most of it in a carboard box.


I named it the Vaux Box.


So ..... um, yeah.
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #8 on: 03 March 2018, 11:18:10 »
At least it's not a Mini Bag... as that would obviously be a fashion accessory ::)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #9 on: 03 March 2018, 11:18:42 »
Is it part of the Dale Winton and John Inman Jaguar collection? ::) ::) :)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #10 on: 03 March 2018, 11:21:50 »
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #11 on: 03 March 2018, 11:23:50 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 03 March 2018, 11:21:50
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

 :D :D :D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #12 on: 03 March 2018, 11:24:33 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 03 March 2018, 11:21:50
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps TB should make a youtube video.......me and my Jagbag. :)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #13 on: 03 March 2018, 11:27:12 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 03 March 2018, 11:21:50
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

I love it. ;D ;D ;D
And I suspect that someone will be 'losing' their Jagbag very soon. ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #14 on: 03 March 2018, 11:43:43 »
In my limited defense, I only searched out of curiosity to see how much they were compared to a bag for life :-[

Not surprisingly, they don't sell them in the States... They get growler lunch boxes ;D
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