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[STEMO]

........on her knee. It's at the "Chronic wound and leg ulcer clinic (Tissue viability) Diagnostic SWYPFT-Barnsley BDU". When she sees that she'll pap herself. 

[Viral_Jim]

At least the appointment landed quickly 

I hope she does not have long to wait?

[STEMO]

At least the appointment landed quickly 

I hope she does not have long to wait?

Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too. 

[Viral_Jim]

On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too. 

You're all heart! 

[redelitev6]

At least the appointment landed quickly 

I hope she does not have long to wait?

Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too. 

Every cloud has a silver lining !

[Nick W]

At least the appointment landed quickly 

I hope she does not have long to wait?

Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too. 

If only she had a nice shiny new car you could collect it in. Oh, wait

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

At least the appointment landed quickly 

I hope she does not have long to wait?

Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too. 

Yes....so long as that is April 2018 and not April 2021 I think that is reasonable.

I've given up on my NHS dentist and pay for private treatment now.........which is no better, just quicker.

They'll sort her out.

[STEMO]

Apparently, her astra has something that even Mercedes do not have. A voice recognition system that actually rings the person you want to speak to.

[TheBoy]

Apparently, her astra has something that even Mercedes do not have. A voice recognition system that actually rings the person you want to speak to.

Bro's S class is particularly bad at that.  So he takes the sensible option, and doesn't even attempt it any more.

[BazaJT]

Nowt like scaring the patient to death before they even get there!Sincerely hope all turns out well for her

[STEMO]

Nowt like scaring the patient to death before they even get there!Sincerely hope all turns out well for her

Thanks, Baza, and everyone else who wished her well. 

[omegod]

Take my advice, if it's a leg ulcer clinic take a wee pot of vicks with you to dab under your nose, ulcer clinics generally can be a bit erm...floral 

Not saying your wife stinks obviously 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

It will stink worse when he gets there. 
Hope all goes well for the poor long suffering wife. She has enough to put up with in life, without suffering health issues too. 

[aaronjb]

Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too. 

My OH had a vit-D deficiency, likely prescribed the same things - apparently very common these days as none of us go outside anymore. She also prescribed that I take Louise out for a steak more often and on a nice holiday to somewhere sunny, so.. you know what you need to do, STEMO.

Also, best wishes to your long suffering wife. I reckon the lump in her knee is probably bile from all the times she's had to swallow it down while dealing with you

[STEMO]

Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too. 

My OH had a vit-D deficiency, likely prescribed the same things - apparently very common these days as none of us go outside anymore. She also prescribed that I take Louise out for a steak more often and on a nice holiday to somewhere sunny, so.. you know what you need to do, STEMO.

Also, best wishes to your long suffering wife. I reckon the lump in her knee is probably bile from all the times she's had to swallow it down while dealing with you