For the first time in 18 months....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.......I gave away 470 ml of my 'lifeforce' yesterday. I quite enjoyed it.

No 'fainters' for entertainment this time though.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm told there is a shortage of blood donors from our 'coloured cousins' in relation to their number.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I used to give blood, but I've had too many diseases now and they don't want it. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I used to give blood, but I've had too many diseases now and they don't want it. 

I'll let all the local 'Darsett' girls know.......although some of them may be the cause.

[Sir Tigger KC]

There was a chap in the news recently who had caught a super strain of the clap while messing about in SE Asia! Apparently normal antibiotics won't touch it! 

What a souvenir! 

[STEMO]

There was a chap in the news recently who had caught a super strain of the clap while messing about in SE Asia! Apparently normal antibiotics won't touch it! 

What a souvenir! 

Yes, I read that. Luckily, I'm immune these days. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There was a chap in the news recently who had caught a super strain of the clap while messing about in SE Asia! Apparently normal antibiotics won't touch it! 

What a souvenir! 

Yes, I read that. Luckily, I'm immune these days. 

Did his knob drop off?

[Sir Tigger KC]

There was a chap in the news recently who had caught a super strain of the clap while messing about in SE Asia! Apparently normal antibiotics won't touch it! 

What a souvenir! 

Yes, I read that. Luckily, I'm immune these days. 

Did his knob drop off?

It probably looks like a cauliflower! 

[STEMO]

There was a chap in the news recently who had caught a super strain of the clap while messing about in SE Asia! Apparently normal antibiotics won't touch it! 

What a souvenir! 

Yes, I read that. Luckily, I'm immune these days. 

Did his knob drop off?

I don't think it's your knob that suffers, more your organs, heart, liver, blood,  etc, that get full of infection. Not pleasant.
Plus the indignity of lots of student doctors fiddling with you. 

[redelitev6]

  I had a blood transfusion about 12 years ago and because of that I can't give blood or donate organs due to the risk of passing on CJD

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I had a blood transfusion about 12 years ago and because of that I can't give blood or donate organs due to the risk of passing on CJD

The pretty nurse explained to me that scousers were not allowed to donate due excessive alcohol and cocaine levels in the blood.

.......the same goes for men who take it up the arse.....but for different reasons.

[ronnyd]

I used to give blood, but I've had too many diseases now and they don't want it. 

Same here Sir Tig. Once you are on blood pressure tabs they can,t use it .

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I used to give blood, but I've had too many diseases now and they don't want it. 

Same here Sir Tig. Once you are on blood pressure tabs they can,t use it .

There are a number of reasons why people can't donate.

Upcoming operation

Recent operation

An assortment of prescription medication.

A recent tattoo

Arse sex. Man to man.

Weight less than 7st 12 lb

Recent trips to 'the dark continent'

....and many others.

[TheBoy]

The amount I'm always spilling, I need mine 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The amount I'm always spilling, I need mine 

They only take 470 ml.......about the same amount you'd lose if you were shot.