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[Sir Tigger KC]

Brainwashed by the government 
you'll be saying you don't like the smell of petrol fumes next   

I can't stand the smell of petrol or diesel, and always wear gloves when filling up with DERV as it always gets on your hands,then the steering wheel etc 

Creosote however!    but then that was banned.... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Brainwashed by the government 
you'll be saying you don't like the smell of petrol fumes next   

I can't stand the smell of petrol or diesel, and always wear gloves when filling up with DERV as it always gets on your hands,then the steering wheel etc 

Creosote however!    but then that was banned.... 

Let us all hope that Derv will soon be resigned to history when it comes to cars.

I'm not anti-derv though. It makes an excellent choice for cement mixers, canal boats, and lorries.

[dave the builder]

Brainwashed by the government 

Creosote however!    but then that was banned.... 

you can get it on the black market (well dark brown market )
i still use it, mixed with old engine oil
enjoy 
https://www.creosotesales.co.uk/

[Sir Tigger KC]

Brainwashed by the government 
you'll be saying you don't like the smell of petrol fumes next   

I can't stand the smell of petrol or diesel, and always wear gloves when filling up with DERV as it always gets on your hands,then the steering wheel etc 

Creosote however!    but then that was banned.... 

Let us all hope that Derv will soon be resigned to history when it comes to cars.

I'm not anti-derv though. It makes an excellent choice for cement mixers, canal boats, and lorries.

Baffles me how people manage to get it all over the handle of the nozzle. 

[dave the builder]

Let us all hope that Derv will soon be resigned to history when it comes to cars.

I'm not anti-derv though. It makes an excellent choice for cement mixers, canal boats, and lorries.

petrol and derv will be history soon as far as cars go,
the new school of thought is electricary , cars that run on batteries 
I tried them pound shop batteries in me sky remote
we are doomed 

[BazaJT]

Definitely salt and vinegar on fish'n'chips.Salt also sprinkled on the Sunday pork joint to crisp up the "crackling".

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I used to routinely sprinkle salt on all savoury food. At some point I decided to give it a miss for a while. I found I could actually taste the flavours in the food rather than just taste salt, no matter what I was eating it with.
I don't bother with it at all now, apart from on chips. Must have salt on chips.

Brainwashed by the government 
you'll be saying you don't like the smell of petrol fumes next   

If you knew me at all, you wouldn't suspect me of being brainwashed by the Govt. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I used to routinely sprinkle salt on all savoury food. At some point I decided to give it a miss for a while. I found I could actually taste the flavours in the food rather than just taste salt, no matter what I was eating it with.
I don't bother with it at all now, apart from on chips. Must have salt on chips.

Brainwashed by the government 
you'll be saying you don't like the smell of petrol fumes next   

If you knew me at all, you wouldn't suspect me of being brainwashed by the Govt. 

The leadership of UKIP awaits you.

[dave the builder]

Brainwashed by the government 

If you knew me at all, you wouldn't suspect me of being brainwashed by the Govt. 

Sorry , your right ,i don't know you 
but do you know you ? or have you been brainwashed 

[TheBoy]

Same here MigV6, the salt only ever comes out when we have chip shop chips.

It doesn't even come out when we have home cooked chips.

I have salt on just about everything, and 2 1/2 spoons of sugar in my coffee, and loads of cakes and biscuits, and unhealthy cereal for my breakfast. Been nice knowing you all 

Much like our very own Pikey Pensioner, Auto Addict. He has about 3m spoons of sugar in tea, and enjoys the occasional drag on a fag ().  But he is about 200 years old, and healthier than your average OOF member

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Most of my family circle had died of cancer or heart disease before they reached the age I'm at now, so maybe I'm doing something right. 
If I am, I have no idea what it is. 

[Lazydocker]

Same here MigV6, the salt only ever comes out when we have chip shop chips.

It doesn't even come out when we have home cooked chips.

I have salt on just about everything, and 2 1/2 spoons of sugar in my coffee, and loads of cakes and biscuits, and unhealthy cereal for my breakfast. Been nice knowing you all 

Much like our very own Pikey Pensioner, Auto Addict. He has about 3m spoons of sugar in tea, and enjoys the occasional drag on a fag ().  But he is about 200 years old, and healthier than your average OOF member

I’m sure you mean skinnier?

[Gaffers]

Same here MigV6, the salt only ever comes out when we have chip shop chips.

It doesn't even come out when we have home cooked chips.

I have salt on just about everything, and 2 1/2 spoons of sugar in my coffee, and loads of cakes and biscuits, and unhealthy cereal for my breakfast. Been nice knowing you all 

Much like our very own Pikey Pensioner, Auto Addict. He has about 3m spoons of sugar in tea, and enjoys the occasional drag on a fag ().  But he is about 200 years old, and healthier than your average OOF member

I’m sure you mean skinnier?

I like to call it 'easier to kidnap'

[Kevin Wood]

Same here MigV6, the salt only ever comes out when we have chip shop chips.

It doesn't even come out when we have home cooked chips.

I have salt on just about everything, and 2 1/2 spoons of sugar in my coffee, and loads of cakes and biscuits, and unhealthy cereal for my breakfast. Been nice knowing you all 

Much like our very own Pikey Pensioner, Auto Addict. He has about 3m spoons of sugar in tea, and enjoys the occasional drag on a fag ().  But he is about 200 years old, and healthier than your average OOF member

I’m sure you mean skinnier?

I like to call it 'easier to kidnap'

Or "Possible to kidnap without a low-loader"?

[Gaffers]

Same here MigV6, the salt only ever comes out when we have chip shop chips.

It doesn't even come out when we have home cooked chips.

I have salt on just about everything, and 2 1/2 spoons of sugar in my coffee, and loads of cakes and biscuits, and unhealthy cereal for my breakfast. Been nice knowing you all 

Much like our very own Pikey Pensioner, Auto Addict. He has about 3m spoons of sugar in tea, and enjoys the occasional drag on a fag ().  But he is about 200 years old, and healthier than your average OOF member

I’m sure you mean skinnier?

I like to call it 'easier to kidnap'

Or "Possible to kidnap without a low-loader"?

'Exceeds MTOW for Antonov'