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« on: 11 April 2018, 11:12:57 »

I'm a bit surprised to see so little mention of Facebook here. Ah yes of course, we're all too clever . . . . or too old !

Anyway, Mark Zuckerbeg was facing US senators yesterday (and today). During his time facing questions, the share price of Facebook went up 5%, which added $3bn to his worth on paper  :o . Not bad for being made to feel like a naughty schoolboy
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« Reply #1 on: 11 April 2018, 11:19:02 »
I've never heard of it.
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« Reply #2 on: 11 April 2018, 12:08:52 »
It makes me wonder if the panel had ever heard of the internet before:

"So, mister Zuckerberg, how to you expect to make a profit out this free web site of yours?"
"Ermm, by selling adverts"
"Oh, really?"

... and today's "No shit, sherlock" award goes to....
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Re: F B
« Reply #3 on: 11 April 2018, 12:23:11 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 11 April 2018, 12:08:52
It makes me wonder if the panel had ever heard of the internet before:

"So, mister Zuckerberg, how to you expect to make a profit out this free web site of yours?"
"Ermm, by selling adverts"
"Oh, really?"

... and today's "No shit, sherlock" award goes to....



Any todays award for "sarcasm in excellence" award goes to Mr Keven Wood  ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 11 April 2018, 13:09:14 »
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« Reply #5 on: 11 April 2018, 13:13:27 »
Quote from: deviator on 11 April 2018, 13:09:14
I'll just leave this here
https://mobile.twitter.com/MatthewTeague/status/983788401190211584
Mark Zuckerberg is an android? That would explain quite a lot.
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« Reply #6 on: 11 April 2018, 13:50:37 »
He has a face that I couldn't resist slapping. Annoying little prick.
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« Reply #7 on: 11 April 2018, 13:55:22 »
To quote a friend of mine.....
"Mark Zuckerberg is now living out every young person's worst nightmare: trying to explain how tech stuff works to the nation's elderly"
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Re: F B
« Reply #8 on: 11 April 2018, 18:22:04 »
Does anybody actually use arsebook?


Being the biggest, its the worse culprit, but all social media is scourge on society.
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« Reply #9 on: 11 April 2018, 18:23:16 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 April 2018, 18:22:04
Does anybody actually use arsebook?


Being the biggest, its the worse culprit, but all social media is scourge on society.
Well someone must use it, because they got the details of tens of millions of people.  ::)
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Re: F B
« Reply #10 on: 11 April 2018, 18:31:27 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 April 2018, 18:23:16
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 April 2018, 18:22:04
Does anybody actually use arsebook?


Being the biggest, its the worse culprit, but all social media is scourge on society.
Well someone must use it, because they got the details of tens of millions of people.  ::)
With 7b people on the planet, so going by UK common sense levels, about 6.5b are thick as 2 short planks. So, yes, I see your point.


Would culling the users solve the problem?
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« Reply #11 on: 11 April 2018, 18:31:53 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 April 2018, 18:23:16
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 April 2018, 18:22:04
Does anybody actually use arsebook?


Being the biggest, its the worse culprit, but all social media is scourge on society.
Well someone must use it, because they got the details of tens of millions of people.  ::)
Are you sure you have to use it for it to get your details? ::)
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« Reply #12 on: 11 April 2018, 18:48:35 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 April 2018, 18:31:27
Quote from: STEMO on 11 April 2018, 18:23:16
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 April 2018, 18:22:04
Does anybody actually use arsebook?


Being the biggest, its the worse culprit, but all social media is scourge on society.
Well someone must use it, because they got the details of tens of millions of people.  ::)
With 7b people on the planet, so going by UK common sense levels, about 6.5b are thick as 2 short planks. So, yes, I see your point.


Would culling the users solve the problem?
Donald and Vlad May just grant you your wish....but may be a tad more indiscriminate than you.  ;D
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Re: F B
« Reply #13 on: 11 April 2018, 18:49:54 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 April 2018, 18:48:35
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 April 2018, 18:31:27
Quote from: STEMO on 11 April 2018, 18:23:16
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 April 2018, 18:22:04
Does anybody actually use arsebook?


Being the biggest, its the worse culprit, but all social media is scourge on society.
Well someone must use it, because they got the details of tens of millions of people.  ::)
With 7b people on the planet, so going by UK common sense levels, about 6.5b are thick as 2 short planks. So, yes, I see your point.


Would culling the users solve the problem?
Donald and Vlad May just grant you your wish....but may be a tad more indiscriminate than you.  ;D
You may be giving me more credit than I deserve ;D
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Re: F B
« Reply #14 on: 11 April 2018, 18:51:48 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 April 2018, 18:49:54
Quote from: STEMO on 11 April 2018, 18:48:35
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 April 2018, 18:31:27
Quote from: STEMO on 11 April 2018, 18:23:16
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 April 2018, 18:22:04
Does anybody actually use arsebook?


Being the biggest, its the worse culprit, but all social media is scourge on society.
Well someone must use it, because they got the details of tens of millions of people.  ::)
With 7b people on the planet, so going by UK common sense levels, about 6.5b are thick as 2 short planks. So, yes, I see your point.


Would culling the users solve the problem?
Donald and Vlad May just grant you your wish....but may be a tad more indiscriminate than you.  ;D
You may be giving me more credit than I deserve ;D
I worry about you sometimes...... :-\
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