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[Elite Pete]

I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out )sardine tins

Fat bastard.

I keep telling my wife, "it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in"

[Mr Skrunts]

There can only be one explanation: 'my scales are lying!'

 

Got on my speaking scales, it politely said "one at a time please"   :-/

[STMO123]

I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out )sardine tins

Fat bastard.

I keep telling my wife, "it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in"

Is this about the time she calls you "Mr carpet tack"?

[Debs.]

My BMI is high, yet I've seen a doctor once in the last 25yrs.

  Bloody waiting lists!

[Mr Skrunts]

I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out )sardine tins

Fat bastard.

Straight to the point.    :-/

[Elite Pete]

I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out )sardine tins

Fat bastard.

I keep telling my wife, "it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in"

Is this about the time she calls you "Mr carpet tack"?

When I have a piddle, I hold my todger with three fingers, unfortunately I pee on two of them

[STMO123]

I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out )sardine tins

Fat bastard.

Straight to the point.    :-/

Always

[Bandit127]

When I have a piddle, I hold my todger with three fingers, unfortunately I pee on two of them

Eeew - spare us the detail  

[stuart30]

I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out )sardine tins

Fat bastard.

I keep telling my wife, "it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in"

Is this about the time she calls you "Mr carpet tack"?

When I have a piddle, I hold my todger with three fingers, unfortunately I pee on two of them

Sit down in future...also saves spraying the seat and having to wipe it with ya sock.

[STMO123]

It's great when you get to my age. I just piss myself

[amigov6]

I'm 6ft1 & slim as a rake, really i am, straight up your honour.

[Debs.]

I'm 6ft1 & slim as a rake, really i am, straight up your honour.

You keep your hands off my honour!

[Bandit127]

You keep your hands off my honour!

Specially if they have two redundant fingers  

[amigov6]

I'm 6ft1 & slim as a rake, really i am, straight up your honour.

You keep your hands off my honour!

There's a play on words if ever their was one...luckily i'm not tongue twisted!

[LJay]

Far too much info flying round!!

I am 5'8'', weight a secret!
i like the space in my meega, feel a bit safer when surrounded by idiots on the road! plus have 2 small boys requiring buggies etc.