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Re: average owner
« Reply #15 on: 13 August 2008, 19:15:33 »
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I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol :y
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out ;D)sardine tins :y

Fat bastard. ;D
I keep telling my wife, "it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in" ;)
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Re: average owner
« Reply #16 on: 13 August 2008, 19:15:56 »
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::) There can only be one explanation: 'my scales are lying!' >:(

 ;D ;D ;D

Got on my speaking scales, it politely said "one at a time please"  :-[ :-/
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« Reply #17 on: 13 August 2008, 19:16:50 »
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I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol :y
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out ;D)sardine tins :y

Fat bastard. ;D
I keep telling my wife, "it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in" ;)

Is this about the time she calls you "Mr carpet tack"? ::)
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« Reply #18 on: 13 August 2008, 19:17:31 »
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My BMI is high, yet I've seen a doctor once in the last 25yrs.

 ;D Bloody waiting lists! ;D
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Re: average owner
« Reply #19 on: 13 August 2008, 19:17:55 »
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I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol :y
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out ;D)sardine tins :y

Fat bastard. ;D

Straight to the point.    :-/
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« Reply #20 on: 13 August 2008, 19:19:00 »
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I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol :y
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out ;D)sardine tins :y

Fat bastard. ;D
I keep telling my wife, "it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in" ;)

Is this about the time she calls you "Mr carpet tack"? ::)
When I have a piddle, I hold my todger with three fingers, unfortunately I pee on two of them ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 13 August 2008, 19:19:13 »
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I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol :y
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out ;D)sardine tins :y

Fat bastard. ;D

Straight to the point.    :-/

Always :y
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« Reply #22 on: 13 August 2008, 19:21:37 »
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When I have a piddle, I hold my todger with three fingers, unfortunately I pee on two of them ;D
Eeew - spare us the detail  :o :( :'( :y
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« Reply #23 on: 13 August 2008, 19:26:22 »
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I'm 6ft 2" about 22 stone i think its for the comfort really(leg room,head room and our backs actually fits in the seats)lol :y
my missus's family are quite small and her dad has got a fto and her brothers have got an mr2 and a celica (i have to reverse to get into these cars and then get them to pull me out ;D)sardine tins :y

Fat bastard. ;D
I keep telling my wife, "it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in" ;)

Is this about the time she calls you "Mr carpet tack"? ::)
When I have a piddle, I hold my todger with three fingers, unfortunately I pee on two of them ;D


Sit down in future...also saves spraying the seat and having to wipe it with ya sock. ;D
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Re: average owner
« Reply #24 on: 13 August 2008, 19:27:23 »
It's great when you get to my age. I just piss myself :y
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« Reply #25 on: 13 August 2008, 19:32:16 »
I'm 6ft1 & slim as a rake, really i am, straight up your honour. ::)
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« Reply #26 on: 13 August 2008, 19:35:48 »
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I'm 6ft1 & slim as a rake, really i am, straight up your honour. ::)

You keep your hands off my honour! ;D
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« Reply #27 on: 13 August 2008, 19:37:41 »
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You keep your hands off my honour! ;D

Specially if they have two redundant fingers  ;D
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« Reply #28 on: 13 August 2008, 19:41:47 »
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I'm 6ft1 & slim as a rake, really i am, straight up your honour. ::)

You keep your hands off my honour! ;D
There's a play on words if ever their was one...luckily i'm not tongue twisted! :P
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Re: average owner
« Reply #29 on: 13 August 2008, 19:47:26 »
Far too much info flying round!! ;D

I am 5'8'', weight a secret!
i like the space in my meega, feel a bit safer when surrounded by idiots on the road! plus have 2 small boys requiring buggies etc.
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