The bus

[STEMO]

I got my bus pass last month and, as I haven't been on one for a loooooong time, I thought I'd try it today. I mean...it's for nowt...and I do live in Yorkshire. Never again, not while I've got a hole in my arse.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm not going to share transport with the great unwashed.

[STEMO]

I'm not going to share transport with the great unwashed.

There's no need for you to, I told you I won't be getting on any more. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened.

[STEMO]

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened.

You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed 

[Doctor Gollum]

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened.

You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed 

Would offering to take her home and shower her have been weird?

[STEMO]

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened.

You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed 

Would offering to take her home and shower her have been weird?

Quite gentlemanly, I would say. But.....things ain't what they used to be. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened.

You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed 

Yeah......perhaps I was being a wuss. It was just the smell combined with the warm  lumpy bits that put me off.

[STEMO]

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened.

You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed 

Yeah......perhaps I was being a wuss. It was just the smell combined with the warm  lumpy bits that put me off.

Which end are we talking about here? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened.

You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed 

Would offering to take her home and shower her have been weird?

Quite gentlemanly, I would say. But.....things ain't what they used to be. 

I don't think you can acuse Al of being a gentleman. .......unlike me.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened.

You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed 

Yeah......perhaps I was being a wuss. It was just the smell combined with the warm  lumpy bits that put me off.

Which end are we talking about here? 

Well.....I'm certainly not one of those 'strange individuals' who like to lay under a glass coffee table and watch.

[STEMO]

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened.

You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed 

Yeah......perhaps I was being a wuss. It was just the smell combined with the warm  lumpy bits that put me off.

Which end are we talking about here? 

Well.....I'm certainly not one of those 'strange individuals' who like to lay under a glass coffee table and watch.

No. But you have knowledge of them, no doubt 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Last time I was on a bus must have ben about 25 years ago. I suddenly felt like I was back in my schooldays and had a great urge to tear up the seats and smash the windows. 
Our school bus often drove straight to the cop shop instead of taking us to school. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Last time I was on a bus must have ben about 25 years ago. I suddenly felt like I was back in my schooldays and had a great urge to tear up the seats and smash the windows. 
Our school bus often drove straight to the cop shop instead of taking us to school. 

I used to sit quietly at the back reading my bible.

[Doctor Gollum]

Last time I was on a bus must have ben about 25 years ago. I suddenly felt like I was back in my schooldays and had a great urge to tear up the seats and smash the windows. 
Our school bus often drove straight to the cop shop instead of taking us to school. 

I used to sit quietly at the back reading my bible.

Not at all surprised... It's full of incestual relationships and sexual intrigue