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World's gone mad part 763

Started by STEMO, 10 July 2018, 06:15:18

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STEMO

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44775937

This has nothing to do with punishment or rehabilitation, it's another way of 'managing' the overpopulated prisons. Prison really doesn't hold any fear with a lot of people these days although, I must admit, I wouldn't fancy it myself.

BazaJT

I know these days it's all about rehabilitation and not the hard labour of old but prison doesn't seem to be much of a deterrent anymore.They'll be getting waiters serving them their meals next!

aaronjb

What's next if phones don't work? A free supply of smack brought in by the friendly screw?

Kevin Wood

If they can't queue for the phone without having a punch up, surely the solution is to take away the phone, not give them more. ::)
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Sir Tigger KC

I know a fella who's a bit of a nutter and a while back he got 50 hours community service for racially abusing a shopkeeper.  ::)

He only had to do 2 hours a week, which given that he dosn't work shouldn't be to much trouble, but apparently it was as he didn't bother to turn up and ended up going to prison for 2 weeks instead.

He had been inside a few times before and had no fear of going back, in fact I got the feeling that he didn't mind if he did. Probably saw it as a couple of weeks peace and quiet from his wife and kids.  ::)
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

Varche

What next ? Human rights to have a smart phone?
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren't a robot.

tigers_gonads

Quote from: aaronjb on 10 July 2018, 08:18:04
What's next if phones don't work? A free supply of smack brought in by the friendly screw?



Spice is the drug of choice (alledgedly)  ;)

tigers_gonads

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Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 10 July 2018, 08:43:10
I know a fella who's a bit of a nutter and a while back he got 50 hours community service for racially abusing a shopkeeper.  ::)

He only had to do 2 hours a week, which given that he dosn't work shouldn't be to much trouble, but apparently it was as he didn't bother to turn up and ended up going to prison for 2 weeks instead.

He had been inside a few times before and had no fear of going back, in fact I got the feeling that he didn't mind if he did. Probably saw it as a couple of weeks peace and quiet from his wife and kids.  ::)




;D    I've known a couple of associates over the years who think exactly like that  ::)

Peace and quite
3 meals a day
TV
Like minded lads to talk too.
Free gym
And fun to be had with the new "screw"  :-X

Sad but true  :)