President Rouhani to Trump

[STEMO]

"America should know that peace with Iran is the mother of all peace, and war with Iran is the mother of all wars".

Now.....who said this in the past? Ah yes..it was President Saddam. 

[STEMO]

Trump was, as usual, quite restrained in his reply:

To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO........Keep yer fickin wig on Don. 

[Lizzie Zoom]

Don't worry though, Trump will be having a love in with the Iranian leadership by the end of the year, inviting both Putin and Kim Jong-Un to it !

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Trump could start world war 3 as easily as he breaks wind when he gets out of bed. 

[STEMO]

I think Putin, Rouhani and Kim Yong Un should suggest a summit between themselves and Trump. Just them and, possibly, interpreters. Then they could knock seven shades of shite out of him and, when he appeared after the summit, bruised and bloodied, he would be too ashamed to admit what happened and say progress had been made. 

[Raeturbo]

Got to give it to him he's always up for it 

[Rods2]

They will be best buddies tomorrow, when Trump has got permission to build a hotel and golf course in Tehran. More seriously, lots of funny money moving around globally at the moment, between rich dictators, sanctioned countries, middle men with their useful wealth funds and international money launderers which is all getting a bit fractious and dangerous where there is no honour among thieves.

A previous round and falling out of interested parties and countries, came very, very close to war at the beginning of 2018.

[STEMO]

They will be best buddies tomorrow, when Trump has got permission to build a hotel and golf course in Tehran. More seriously, lots of funny money moving around globally at the moment, between rich dictators, sanctioned countries, middle men with their useful wealth funds and international money launderers which is all getting a bit fractious and dangerous where there is no honour among thieves.

A previous round and falling out of interested parties and countries, came very, very close to war at the beginning of 2018.

What? When? I never noticed any 'goings on' 

[Rods2]

Qatar accused of funding terrorism by UAE, Egypt, Iran & Saudi Arabia at the beginning of 2018 in a big diplomatic argument that came very close to war. The public and private reasons for what happened are very different with other big actors on the sidelines also involved.

[STEMO]

Qatar accused of funding terrorism by UAE, Egypt, Iran & Saudi Arabia at the beginning of 2018 in a big diplomatic argument that came very close to war. The public and private reasons for what happened are very different with other big actors on the sidelines also involved.

Ahhhhh....those 'goings on'. Surely only a proxy war though.

[Rods2]

Not for one of the very vindictive parties that weren't going to get paid their $200-300m fees in a deal, the political problems meant they were paid.