I'm a proper Barnsley man now

[STEMO]

In town last week I spotted a market stall selling cheap shoes, looked like catalogue returns. Spotted a pair of timberland shoes that looked brand new. Quick google revealed that they were about £120 on Amazon, and the woman wanted £20.
Slight problem.....they are a size 9 and I am a 10. No worries, I'll soon break them in. After a week, the tingling in my toes has gone and the blister on my left heel has gone down. I reckon another week and they'll be fine. 

Added bonus: It's heaven when I take them off. Something to look forward to at the end of the day. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Fake or genuine?

[STEMO]

Fake or genuine?

What do you think?

[Rods2]

And I thought you were going to confess to buying a flat cap and pigeon loft over the weekend and you are seeing your best buddy Delboy to get you surefire winning pigeons tonight where he is travelling all the way to Barnsley from London's Trafalgar Square.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Fake or genuine?

What do you think?

I  know a friend bought a genuine Rolex for £7.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Fake or genuine?

What do you think?

I  know a friend bought a genuine Rolex for £7.

He was done! I paid £10 for mine. 

Mine has provenance though.    I bought it off a furtive looking man on a street corner in Manila.