Half term break

[STEMO]

Just booked a 4 night break for me and wifey in Helmsley in North Yorkshire at half term. 3 bed  house (big house)right in the centre of the village, looks lovely. Now the price....inc. £25 for the dog......£252! I'll save half of that on fuel bills 

It's called Colville house and it's on Yorkshire cottages...have a look. Bargain.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Sounds great! 

What time do we turn up?   

[Shackeng]

Does it include t'free clogs?

[Varche]

Gods own country.

Why holiday anywhere else 

[STEMO]

Does it include t'free clogs?

Gotta be better than Ramsbottom   

[zirk]

Just PM your Home Address while your away, I'll arrange to send the Boys up again for a Refurbishment. 

[Rods2]

I'm sure she will be worn out after 8 weeks of rug rat Bedlam between next week and the last week of October and ready for the break.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Looks like a large and pleasant detached house.

It is a 'house of multiple occupancy' or HMO as the DSS likes to call it, so you may need to share the bathroom and kitchen with some nice people from Romania.

[STEMO]

Looks like a large and pleasant detached house.

It is a 'house of multiple occupancy' or HMO as the DSS likes to call it, so you may need to share the bathroom and kitchen with some nice people from Romania.

I noticed one very unusual thing on the property description.......'smoking allowed'. Very unusual.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Looks like a large and pleasant detached house.

It is a 'house of multiple occupancy' or HMO as the DSS likes to call it, so you may need to share the bathroom and kitchen with some nice people from Romania.

I noticed one very unusual thing on the property description.......'smoking allowed'. Very unusual.

Yep....very unusual.

How many Capstan Full strength do you smoke each day?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Looks like a large and pleasant detached house.

It is a 'house of multiple occupancy' or HMO as the DSS likes to call it, so you may need to share the bathroom and kitchen with some nice people from Romania.

I noticed one very unusual thing on the property description.......'smoking allowed'. Very unusual.

That's handy. 

When you get there you'll be able to roll up a biggun, put your feet up in front of the fire and relax.......... Maan! 

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

There's a cafe in the market square called "the Sugared Butterfly" or similar. Highly recommended, especially the cream tea.

Omnomnom.

[STEMO]

There's a cafe in the market square called "the Sugared Butterfly" or similar. Highly recommended, especially the cream tea.

Omnomnom.

Ohhh....my missus knows Helmsley and surrounding shops district very well. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There's a cafe in the market square called "the Sugared Butterfly" or similar. Highly recommended, especially the cream tea.

Omnomnom.

Ohhh....my missus knows Helmsley and surrounding shops district very well. 

Probably not as posh and upmarket as Barnsley.

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

It's also the law that you have to have a drive along the entirety of the B1257, and the B1363. Both cracking roads.