Happy Birthday to - ME!

[Bigron]

Twenty nine today,
Twenty nine today,
I've got the key to the door,
NEVER been 29 before.....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Twenty nine today,
Twenty nine today,
I've got the key to the door,
NEVER been 29 before.....

.....except for 53 previous years.

[Bigron]

Oi!

[Varche]

Happy Birthday you old git.

Got your slippers on, cuppa tea and a biscuit.? Bargain Hunt will be on shortly, then time for a nap before the afternoon quizzes. You will soon be saying the days just whizz by 

[dave the builder]

happy birthday 

Twenty nine today,

senile dementia truly is a terrible affliction 

[biggriffin]

Happy Birthday you old git.

Got your slippers on, cuppa tea and a biscuit.? Bargain Hunt will be on shortly, then time for a nap before the afternoon quizzes. You will soon be saying the days just whizz by 

Won't be watching bargain hunting for much longer, BBC have cancelled the next series.. what will pensIoners watch niw

[Bigron]

Naturally, I fully expected the professional p1ss-taking on here - and much appreciated it!
Thanks gents.

Ron.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

What time do the carers pop in?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.

[Varche]

........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.

Urgh dont, I am eating.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

These old codgers are just jealous of your youthful vitality!   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.

Urgh dont, I am eating.

Y-fronts with a yellow patch, and a string vest. Enjoy your meal.

[Bigron]

I am obliged to Billy Connolly for his three rules for those getting on in years:-
1) Never pass a public toilet.
2) Never trust a fart.
3) Never waste an erection - even if you are alone.

Ron.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I am obliged to Billy Connolly for his three rules for those getting on in years:-
1) Never pass a public toilet.
2) Never trust a fart.
3) Never waste an erection - even if you are alone.

Ron.

At your age I wouldn't worry too much about number 3 

[Bigron]

I have these tablets.....