When I die....

[STEMO]

.....I am going to leave strict instructions that I am not to be transported around the area in a fickin hearse. At least once a week I am held up in a long queue doing around 10mph, a hearse followed by 5-10 cars with black pennants and a huge backlog of buses, trucks and cars.
It's getting worse, obviously, because there are more old people falling off their perch each year, and road traffic is increasing.
It's an outdated, inconsiderate way of doing things.

[Varche]

Simplz. Leave instructions for the hearse to be driven on or above the limit. last one to the wake buys everyone a drink.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....I am going to leave strict instructions that I am not to be transported around the area in a fickin hearse. At least once a week I am held up in a long queue doing around 10mph, a hearse followed by 5-10 cars with black pennants and a huge backlog of buses, trucks and cars.
It's getting worse, obviously, because there are more old people falling off their perch each year, and road traffic is increasing.
It's an outdated, inconsiderate way of doing things.

We do have a problem with far too many old unproductive people living far too long. It is not sustainable and a huge burden on the taxpayer.

Should TB's cull ever be implemented I suggest he start with old people over the age of eighty. The savings will be enormous with regard to pensions, and use of the NHS.

Too few people of working age paying for an ever-growing number of old people and this will eventually bankrupt the country.

I believe STMO is offering to depart this mortal coil now.....hence his post.

[Kevin Wood]

Simplz. Leave instructions for the hearse to be driven on or above the limit. last one to the wake buys everyone a drink.

Worked for my mate Johnty. RIP.

We do have a problem with far too many old unproductive people living far too long. It is not sustainable and a huge burden on the taxpayer.

With more of them being ploughed over by speeding hearses there'll be no problem.

[Doctor Gollum]

Could be a market for black E63 estates... Strokes chin

[ronnyd]

Can,t even sling you in the wheelie bin either as that holds up all the local traffic on collection day.

[2boxerdogs]

Should be stuffed & mounted..😉

[Lagondanet]

I've booked this.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Should be stuffed & mounted..😉

Surely all sex should cease after death.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've booked this.

Love the proper old-school tyres.........tyres with air rather than running on the rim.

[Kevin Wood]

I've booked this.

Love the proper old-school tyres.........tyres with air rather than running on the rim.

.. and that wedge at the front will take no prisoners, ref my previous post.

[Mister Rog]

Soylent Green

It really is the answer   

[Mister Rog]

Soylent Green

It really is the answer   

In case you don't know the film . . . . . SPOILER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5GU4

[STEMO]

Soylent Green

It really is the answer   

In case you don't know the film . . . . . SPOILER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5GU4

I mentioned it earlier in another thread. 

[Bigron]

As one of the Muppets said - "Soylent Green..... they're people, right?"

Ron.