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Started by raywilb, 19 October 2018, 21:31:47

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raywilb

kieenex are having to stop selling tissues that are advertised as " man size " as they are deemed to be sexist.  ???

dave the builder

not only sexist , the description "man size" should have been picked up on long ago, the average man is 5 feet 8 inches  :-\
those tissues are perhaps 12 inches at best  :y

Raeturbo

Mm, beats me by an inch  :o
Laying a rubber road.

BazaJT

Bragging or complaining? :D ;D ;D

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: raywilb on 19 October 2018, 21:31:47
kieenex are having to stop selling tissues that are advertised as " man size " as they are deemed to be sexist.  ???

Is this for real or is it April 1st? :-\


Nick W

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 October 2018, 10:45:21
Quote from: raywilb on 19 October 2018, 21:31:47
kieenex are having to stop selling tissues that are advertised as " man size " as they are deemed to be sexist.  ???

Is this for real or is it April 1st? :-\


It's because they're going to increase the price of existing sizes to what they charge for large tissues, and introduce a slightly cheaper range of small ones. Sometime in the next 18months.


I dare you to accuse me of being cynical.

Doctor Gollum

Quote from: Nick W on 20 October 2018, 11:06:54
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 October 2018, 10:45:21
Quote from: raywilb on 19 October 2018, 21:31:47
kieenex are having to stop selling tissues that are advertised as " man size " as they are deemed to be sexist.  ???

Is this for real or is it April 1st? :-\


It's because they're going to increase the price of existing sizes to what they charge for large tissues, and introduce a slightly cheaper range of small ones. Sometime in the next 18months.


I dare you to accuse me of being cynical.
Wouldn't dream of it ;D

Besides, it's not as though the idea has ever been applied to anything else ever produced... ::)
Onanists always think outside the box.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

I'm pretty sure most of the complaints came from beard-growing feminists and limp-wristed mangina.

Such people seems to be constantly looking for ways to be offended and outraged. :-\


Doctor Gollum

Onanists always think outside the box.

Lizzie Zoom

I have never been with any man who needs the size of a 'man sized' tissue!

They may brag that they do, but in reality their bits can be covered by any normal tissue ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Tin hat on....................... :o :o ;D ;D ;)

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

If the size of the tissue is reduced to less than 'man size' then teenage boys will need more to 'clean up' with.

.........or use their socks. :)

TheBoy

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 October 2018, 14:54:33
If the size of the tissue is reduced to less than 'man size' then teenage boys will need more to 'clean up' with.

.........or use their socks. :)
I assume that other forms of tissue are available to make the Andrex Runway?
Grumpy old man


Bigron

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 October 2018, 13:09:48
I'm pretty sure most of the complaints came from beard-growing feminists and limp-wristed mangina.

Such people seems to be constantly looking for ways to be offended and outraged. :-\

It's amazing how many fish DO need bicycles.....
https://www.dropbox.com/s/huwao1iybqmc8oz/Fish%20on%20bike.jpg?dl=0

Ron.

zirk

Quote from: raywilb on 19 October 2018, 21:31:47
kieenex are having to stop selling tissues that are advertised as " man size " as they are deemed to be sexist.  ???
Well, when Women produce Sperm they may have a Case on there Hands,  :-X ;D