Snowflakes

[Sir Tigger KC]

It had been snowing all night. So at ....

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman

8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead

8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white..

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role

8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction

8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's going to get worse.

Maybe I should have posted this in the Jokes section, but it's snow joke! 

[Bigron]

Coming to a location near you soon.....

Ron.

[Andy B]

 

[STEMO]

We could always fight back, I suppose 

[Varche]

Good luck with that.

[deviator]

Frighteningly true.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Mothercare will need to change it's name to something more PC.....and inclusive.

[ronnyd]

Mothercare will need to change it's name to something more PC.....and inclusive.

Thought they,d gone tits up.

[STEMO]

Mothercare will need to change it's name to something more PC.....and inclusive.

Thought they,d gone tits up.

Tits up! That's gotta be sexist 

[ronnyd]

Hope so.

[STEMO]

Hope so.

Not as sexist as "Tits out!" though. 

[Rods2]

Mothercare will need to change it's name to something more PC.....and inclusive.

Fathercare and Women sized tissues should fix all this week's worldly problems.

[Mister Rog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjUaGmPLWFs