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Andy B

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Paper is dead .... ?
« on: 29 October 2018, 22:31:15 »
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Re: Paper is dead .... ?
« Reply #1 on: 30 October 2018, 09:04:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Paper is dead .... ?
« Reply #2 on: 30 October 2018, 09:22:59 »
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« Reply #3 on: 30 October 2018, 10:07:15 »
Tres bien!   ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 30 October 2018, 10:39:44 »
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« Reply #5 on: 30 October 2018, 11:00:12 »
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Re: Paper is dead .... ?
« Reply #6 on: 30 October 2018, 12:52:37 »
Goes to show you can,t wipe yer arse on an i-pad, or if you did it would be similar to the good old Izal.  :D
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Re: Paper is dead .... ?
« Reply #7 on: 30 October 2018, 13:02:33 »
It's a shame junk mail is not printed on flush-able paper  :(
Mrs Builder insists on buying huge bails of andrex rolls
though what she does with them all I have no idea  ;D
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Re: Paper is dead .... ?
« Reply #8 on: 30 October 2018, 15:05:17 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 30 October 2018, 12:52:37
Goes to show you can,t wipe yer arse on an i-pad, or if you did it would be similar to the good old Izal.  :D

Yep....Izal was 'not fit for purpose'

More like grease proof paper. :-\ Nothing stuck to it.
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Re: Paper is dead .... ?
« Reply #9 on: 30 October 2018, 15:32:36 »
You were obviously not using Izal correctly. Here's how to do it.....
Take one sheet of Izal and fold it into four.
Tear off a piece of the folded section and reserve, leaving a hole in the remaining sheet when unfolded.
Insert your "Saturday-night" finger into the hole.
Use that finger up your **** to clean it.
Use the (still folded) torn-off piece to clean off under your finger nail.
Job done! :y

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Re: Paper is dead .... ?
« Reply #10 on: 30 October 2018, 15:36:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Paper is dead .... ?
« Reply #11 on: 30 October 2018, 15:36:17 »
Quote from: Bigron on 30 October 2018, 15:32:36
You were obviously not using Izal correctly. Here's how to do it.....
Take one sheet of Izal and fold it into four.
Tear off a piece of the folded section and reserve, leaving a hole in the remaining sheet when unfolded.
Insert your "Saturday-night" finger into the hole.
Use that finger up your **** to clean it.
Use the (still folded) torn-off piece to clean off under your finger nail.
Job done! :y

Ron.

I sincerely hope you don't work in the catering trade. ;D
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Re: Paper is dead .... ?
« Reply #12 on: 30 October 2018, 15:43:43 »
I make lovely flapjacks and brownies.......

Ron.
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Re: Paper is dead .... ?
« Reply #13 on: 30 October 2018, 15:51:04 »
Quote from: Bigron on 30 October 2018, 15:43:43
I make lovely flapjacks and brownies.......

Ron.

I dread to think what goes on behind closed doors at the local 'Chinky' or kebab shop. :-X
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Re: Paper is dead .... ?
« Reply #14 on: 30 October 2018, 16:09:21 »
They have Brown Windsor soup on the menu now. 8)

Ron.
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