Identifying

[Sir Tigger KC]

In our modern world it seems that people can 'identify' as all sorts of things ie different gender, race, religion, nationality etc. 

This guy is trying to identify as a different age! He is 69 and wants to officially identify as 45.    One of his reasons are that he'll get better results from Tinder! 

It's a great idea so from now on I am 19!    Now where did I put that Marina?!     

[zirk]

Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.

[Doctor Gollum]

Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.

69

[Bigron]

As perhaps noted on here before, my age is 29 and has been for some time..... 

Ron.

[Doctor Gollum]

Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.

69

Unless you mean vodka and tonic, in which case you're 54 ish

[BazaJT]

Well I'm 21-and have been since 1974 Trouble is that's in my head the rest of me says I might be telling fibs

[Lizzie Zoom]

I'm whatever age people see me as, and what that is I don't care!

That means I've got to an age when it does not matter any more!

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

I love this man. What a way to make a point

[plym ian]

Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.

69

Nope its 58 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Eighteen till I die.

[Gaffers]

Eighteen till I die.

Is that your collar size?

[Kevin Wood]

In future, I wish to identify as a mop and bucket. 

The one in the ladies' changing room at the gym* will be just fine.













* - No, I don't really go to a gym

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Eighteen till I die.

Is that your collar size?

My I.Q

[Rods2]

Eighteen till I die.

Inches or mm?

[2boxerdogs]

As I've said before the world has gone completely nuts!