Brexit negotiations

[STEMO]

It looks as though something might be on the table. I hope so, I really do. But, no doubt, every Tom, Dick and Harry in the house will want their tuppence worth.

[Kevin Wood]

So, if it gets nodded through by the cabinet, the house of commons, doesn't upset the DUP and doesn't get vetoed by any EU member states, we're sorted?

[2boxerdogs]

So, if it gets nodded through by the cabinet, the house of commons, doesn't upset the DUP and doesn't get vetoed by any EU member states, we're sorted?

The way this fiasco has panned out , don't hold your breath.😁

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Its a shambles. Get rid of Mayhem and put someone in charge who has a clue what they are doing.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So, if it gets nodded through by the cabinet, the house of commons, doesn't upset the DUP and doesn't get vetoed by any EU member states, we're sorted?

........with a deal that nobody is very excited about, and not the 'brave new world' we were promised.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Its a shambles. Get rid of Mayhem and put someone in charge who has a clue what they are doing.

Do you mean JRM?

A bit of white powder for his face and he is ideally placed to play a 'Dickensian ghoul' over the Christmas period.

[STEMO]

So, if it gets nodded through by the cabinet, the house of commons, doesn't upset the DUP and doesn't get vetoed by any EU member states, we're sorted?

........with a deal that nobody is very excited about, and not the 'brave new world' we were promised.

To be honest, Opti, I'm sick of the whole thing. Only idealists and idiots would think that we were going to get true isolation, surely? The countries of the world are linked together in so many ways, the only way we could truly stand alone is to go back to the Stone Age.

It would be sad if we had to sacrifice Northern Ireland but, hey ho, if that's the price. Been nice knowing you, Albs. 

[STEMO]

Now....Wales and Scotland are a bit of a financial drain too.......hmmmmmm.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So, if it gets nodded through by the cabinet, the house of commons, doesn't upset the DUP and doesn't get vetoed by any EU member states, we're sorted?

........with a deal that nobody is very excited about, and not the 'brave new world' we were promised.

To be honest, Opti, I'm sick of the whole thing. Only idealists and idiots would think that we were going to get true isolation, surely? The countries of the world are linked together in so many ways, the only way we could truly stand alone is to go back to the Stone Age.

It would be sad if we had to sacrifice Northern Ireland but, hey ho, if that's the price. Been nice knowing you, Albs. 

I think you are largely correct.......

So the reason we are paying 39 billion to leave the EU is what, exactly?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So, if it gets nodded through by the cabinet, the house of commons, doesn't upset the DUP and doesn't get vetoed by any EU member states, we're sorted?

........with a deal that nobody is very excited about, and not the 'brave new world' we were promised.

To be honest, Opti, I'm sick of the whole thing. Only idealists and idiots would think that we were going to get true isolation, surely? The countries of the world are linked together in so many ways, the only way we could truly stand alone is to go back to the Stone Age.

It would be sad if we had to sacrifice Northern Ireland but, hey ho, if that's the price. Been nice knowing you, Albs. 

He'll be fine. Rumour has it Mrs Albitz is buying him a 'I LOVE SEBASTIAN VETTEL T-shirt for Christmas. That'll cheer him up.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I suspect that our nice shiny new blue passports will have EU Subject written in them instead of British Citizen. 

Still that should please all those nice remainer types. 

[Nick W]

Its a shambles. Get rid of Mayhem and put someone in charge who has a clue what they are doing.

Any suggestions?

[STEMO]

I suspect that our nice shiny new blue passports will have EU Subject written in them instead of British Citizen. 

Still that should please all those nice remainer types. 

It won't please anyone, Tigger, but it never could. It had the potential to please one group of fanatics or another, but I think that would have led to years of recriminations.

[TheBoy]

So the reason we are paying 39 billion to leave the EU is what, exactly?

I suspect because some of our provinces, particularly the taffs and the sweatys have had recent, significant EU grants, and that needs paying back.

[STEMO]

So the reason we are paying 39 billion to leave the EU is what, exactly?

I suspect because some of our provinces, particularly the taffs and the sweatys have had recent, significant EU grants, and that needs paying back.

Pension contributions, projects already started or funding promised..........etc.