Sick of idiot parkers?

[STEMO]

Try this

[Doctor Gollum]

Well, it can never be said that the Americans don't have a sense of humor 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Street parking. 

Why do some people think that they have rights to the bit of street outside their house and that nobody else can park there.   

That said there's a bloke down the road who keeps his works van and car on the street.  Fair enough, but he's obviously not been at work all week as he's abandoned his van outside my house!  It's a complete PITA when it's pissing down and I have to park 200 metres up the street and carry all my stuff down to the house in 2 or 3 trips! 

I can confess I've had thoughts of going out in the dead of night and letting his tyres down!   

[Sir Tigger KC]

Street parking 2. 

People who abandon their car slap bang in the middle of a space big enough for two cars! 

Knobheads! 

[STEMO]

I just hate everybody else on the road, it's easier that way.

[Nick W]

I just hate everybody else on the road, it's easier that way.

Now even easier.

[Rods2]

My Swiss penknife, that I always carry with me, would make short work of the cable tie. My own cable ties could then restrain a very p*ssed off STEMO.

[Nick W]

My Swiss penknife, that I always carry with me, would make short work of the cable tie.  

None of mine are Swiss, but I do ensure that they're all sharp. And I very rarely leave the house without one.

[STEMO]

My Swiss penknife, that I always carry with me, would make short work of the cable tie. My own cable ties could then restrain a very p*ssed off STEMO.

So you'd tie me up.....then what happens? 

[BigWinston]

My Swiss penknife, that I always carry with me, would make short work of the cable tie. My own cable ties could then restrain a very p*ssed off STEMO.

So you'd tie me up.....then what happens? 

Then we play baby 

[BazaJT]

Where my lock up garage is you pull off the road onto a large patch of spare ground and the garages front onto this.The other day when I took the Omega for its M.o.T. I parked the V70 in line with my garage but far enough back so I could get the Omega out,it wasn't blocking anyone else in or out and[as I thought]it was in no-ones way.When I got back and put the Omega back in the garage I turned round and the bloke who lives next door to the garage/spare ground was there and asked me not to park so far away from the garage as when his family came to visit him that's where they liked to park as they didn't like parking at the side of the road outside his house So they can park at the roadside or they've got all that spare ground to park on but no they want that particular spot

[ronnyd]

Where my lock up garage is you pull off the road onto a large patch of spare ground and the garages front onto this.The other day when I took the Omega for its M.o.T. I parked the V70 in line with my garage but far enough back so I could get the Omega out,it wasn't blocking anyone else in or out and[as I thought]it was in no-ones way.When I got back and put the Omega back in the garage I turned round and the bloke who lives next door to the garage/spare ground was there and asked me not to park so far away from the garage as when his family came to visit him that's where they liked to park as they didn't like parking at the side of the road outside his house So they can park at the roadside or they've got all that spare ground to park on but no they want that particular spot

Did you tell him to "intercourse away"?

[biggriffin]

Anti-social parking is the bane of my job.  Muppets who think they can park we're and how they like causing an obstruction, or preventing me from accsesing, somewhere,  If only the law allowed you to damage said motor, they'd soon park better.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Anti-social parking is the bane of my job.  Muppets who think they can park we're and how they like causing an obstruction, or preventing me from accsesing, somewhere,  If only the law allowed you to damage said motor, they'd soon park better.

Backing into a yard blindside on a trading estate where there are cars parked everywhere can be interesting! 

[ronnyd]

A few weeks ago myself and a few others were held up by a trucker reversing his artic into a small entrance. The patience he shew getting the rig into the small congested space was a work of art. We all gave him a round of applause.