Struggling to reach the magic number of forty eight.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It seems nobody likes the BRINO deal put forward by the PM.

Equally, It seems nobody really likes the good old fashioned 'f*uck you Europe' hard brexit put forward by the minister for Victorian England JRM.

We may as well put STMO's whippet in charge of negotiations.

[STEMO]

Pedigree pet foods have several factories in the UK, so her dog food would not be affected by a closed border. Therefore, she would tell Messers Barnier and Junker to get f*ucked.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Pedigree pet foods have several factories in the UK, so her dog food would not be affected by a closed border. Therefore, she would tell Messers Barnier and Junker to get f*ucked.

So a 'no deal dog' then.

[STEMO]

Pedigree pet foods have several factories in the UK, so her dog food would not be affected by a closed border. Therefore, she would tell Messers Barnier and Junker to get f*ucked.

So a 'no deal dog' then.

Definitely.

Your last comment has given me an idea.......Noel Edmonds for Prime Minister. Yes? No? Deal? No deal? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It seems unlikely that the wishy-washy BRINO deal will get through parliament, and even less likely that a 'hard brexit' will fly.

So what happens then? The negotiations with the the EU are all done and dusted.

Options are becoming fewer.

[STEMO]

No one, even politicians close to the process, can give a definitive answer as to what is going to happen. I think thoughts will be concentrated once the vote has been through the house. Yea, and we're into a right mess. Nay, and we're into a right mess.
I hope this clears things up for you, Opti. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

No one, even politicians close to the process, can give a definitive answer as to what is going to happen. I think thoughts will be concentrated once the vote has been through the house. Yea, and we're into a right mess. Nay, and we're into a right mess.
I hope this clears things up for you, Opti. 

I was rather hoping you'd give me an unambiguous answer so I can sleep tonight.

You've let me down.

[Varche]

How about an Andrea Leadsom led change to what has been agreed so far.

"Drop the backstop that we cannot leave without the EU say so

AND

An agreement now to free trade "

What isquite scary is this deal is as you sayBRINO. UK parliament is going to vote against it and no doubt so would the majority ofthe 27 except they could avoid showing their hand just yet while uk mps squabble. Letsface it ,the more uncertainty and angst the more likely that we never actually leave .

[Lagondanet]

If we had an election we might get a Corbyn government by way of enema. It can't get much worse than it is can it?

[STEMO]

How can we not leave? Article 50 says we're out on the 29th March, surely the government cannot unilaterally change this?
I guess they could 'extend' the negotiations........until, maybe, 2050.

[STEMO]

If we had an election we might get a Corbyn government by way of enema. It can't get much worse than it is can it?

I've filled my shed with baked beans, me. 

[STEMO]

Come on now, boys......🎶🎶 Keep right on till the end of the road 🎵🎵🎵🎵😂😂😂

[Varche]

How can we not leave? Article 50 says we're out on the 29th March, surely the government cannot unilaterally change this?
I guess they could 'extend' the negotiations........until, maybe, 2050.

Not leave? Well what if both sides agree a no deal is not good and say lets extend consultation to 2050?

[STEMO]

How can we not leave? Article 50 says we're out on the 29th March, surely the government cannot unilaterally change this?
I guess they could 'extend' the negotiations........until, maybe, 2050.

Not leave? Well what if both sides agree a no deal is not good and say lets extend consultation to 2050?

Why are you repeating what you quoted? 

[Bigron]

What if we simply returned to what we originally signed up for, the Trade Agreement (EEC) and not a political surrender?

Ron.