In three weeks.....

[STEMO]

It became 'matter of fact' when I lived in London in the nineties. Passengers use to curse and call them selfish bastards.

[Sir Tigger KC]

It became 'matter of fact' when I lived in London in the nineties. Passengers use to curse and call them selfish bastards.

They weren't wrong either.   

I always feel more sorry for the friends and family left behind who have to deal with the emotions and possibly guilt, and also those who find the body, especially if it's a messy affair. 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Ive had two mates hang themselves within the last five years. One of them wasn't that big a shock, but the other one was the last person in the world I would have expected to do it.
No, STEMO, the common denominator wasn't that they knew me. 

[STEMO]

Ive had two mates hang themselves within the last five years. One of them wasn't that big a shock, but the other one was the last person in the world I would have expected to do it.
No, STEMO, the common denominator wasn't that they knew me. 

You would say that, wouldn't you? 

[TheBoy]

I dunno what I want for xmas

[STEMO]

I dunno what I want for xmas

You don't want or need anything, so have nothing. I do.

In fact, all I want for Christmas is Boxing Day.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Same here. Its just a huge commerce fest now. Even most of the Christmas ads don't actually have anything to do with Christmas in them.
Shame we don't have young kids though as swmbo won a £500 Nintendo voucher yesterday. 

[TheBoy]

I do enjoy xmas lunch though, then laying on the sofa, asleep, farting it all off....

[Rods2]

A combination of turkey, stuffing with a generous portion of sprouts does seem to have that effect.

[TheBoy]

I've not eaten today, but something has had a similar effect now.  A good series of long farts whilst laying in the bath is always (childishly) amusing...


...I wonder if when I go down, Mrs TB will agree, or have another sense of humour failure...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've not eaten today, but something has had a similar effect now.  A good series of long farts whilst laying in the bath is always (childishly) amusing...


...I wonder if when I go down, Mrs TB will agree, or have another sense of humour failure...

Exactly what are we talking about here?......

[biggriffin]

We're are the festive smileys.....

[BazaJT]

They're in the house of commons debating brexit

[STEMO]

I've not eaten today, but something has had a similar effect now.  A good series of long farts whilst laying in the bath is always (childishly) amusing...


...I wonder if when I go down, Mrs TB will agree, or have another sense of humour failure...

Yes indeedy. Farts are an infinite source of mirth. To men, anyway. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've not eaten today, but something has had a similar effect now.  A good series of long farts whilst laying in the bath is always (childishly) amusing...


...I wonder if when I go down, Mrs TB will agree, or have another sense of humour failure...

Exactly what are we talking about here?......

He followed through in the bath!