In three weeks.....

[TheBoy]

I've not eaten today, but something has had a similar effect now.  A good series of long farts whilst laying in the bath is always (childishly) amusing...


...I wonder if when I go down, Mrs TB will agree, or have another sense of humour failure...

Exactly what are we talking about here?......

He followed through in the bath!   

Ignoring a seepage incident in Egypt (sphincter fully closed, and fully clenched, but I'd had Nile water), and an incident where I was about 6" too soon when "reversing up" one night, I'm proud to say I've never followed through*. I remain an excellent judge when it comes to farts.


*Ignoring when I was a baby, although mum says from the moment I learnt to stagger, I'd rip off nappies and pants, and sneak out of the flat, and proudly show all the girls on the beach my winky.