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[STEMO]

.....to see me old mum, battle through the weather to get back home, only to find that the mickey has been taken on my favourite forum. 
Sod it, I think, I'll go down to my local taverna and get a nice kebab and have a chat. I walks in, "How are you, mate?" "I'm fine, but the weather is bloody awful ". "I know" he says "I've heard it's so cold that even scousers are keeping their hands in their pockets".
It's not fair 

[dave the builder]

.....to see me old mum, battle through the weather to get back home,
To establish alibi
 only to find that the mickey has been taken on my favourite forum. 
to establish metadata on device
Sod it, I think, I'll go down to my local taverna and get a nice kebab and have a chat. I walks in, "How are you, mate?" "I'm fine, but the weather is bloody awful ". "I know" he says "I've heard it's so cold that even scousers are keeping their hands in their pockets".
It's not fair 

How much did your fence pay you ?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I hear the people of Liverpool have always been keen on making the environment better. Apparently Liverpool was the first city to have unleaded churches.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I hear the people of Liverpool have always been keen on making the environment better. Apparently Liverpool was the first city to have unleaded churches.

I understand that the catholic faith is quite popular in Liverpool and they have long queues outside of the confessional booths. 

All that guilt .... sigh! 

[STEMO]

Far cough, yer pair of bastids. 

[dave the builder]

Far cough, yer pair of bastids. 

Thank you kind sir 
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again 

[Doctor Gollum]

Far cough, yer pair of bastids. 

Thank you kind sir 
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again 

Bailed

[Lizzie Zoom]

Far cough, yer pair of bastids. 

Thank you kind sir 
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again 

No.  He was out watching Liverpool beat Manchester United 3-1

[STEMO]

Far cough, yer pair of bastids. 

Thank you kind sir 
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again 

No.  He was out watching Liverpool beat Manchester United 3-1

I wasn't gonna mention that, but 

[dave the builder]

Far cough, yer pair of bastids. 

Thank you kind sir 
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again 

Bailed

adorned new ankle jewelry  ,( not fit-bit , a tracker tag  )

No.  He was out watching Liverpool beat Manchester United 3-1

Why are you giving him an alibi Lizzie 
are you his fence 

[STEMO]

Far cough, yer pair of bastids. 

Thank you kind sir 
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again 

Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.

[dave the builder]

Far cough, yer pair of bastids. 

Thank you kind sir 
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again 

Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.

"you don't have to ask me every time you have to pee "
clicky

[Doctor Gollum]

Far cough, yer pair of bastids. 

Thank you kind sir 
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again 

Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.

Clearly taking the piss...

[dave the builder]

Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.

Clearly taking the piss...

Deeply sorry if I have upset you in any way with my comments Mr STEMO 
all was in jest
previous forum posts implied you where a thieving scouser 
further investigation shows you are "up north" ,so, not necessarily living in Liverpool 

[STEMO]

Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.

Clearly taking the piss...

Deeply sorry if I have upset you in any way with my comments Mr STEMO 
all was in jest
previous forum posts implied you where a thieving scouser 
further investigation shows you are "up north" ,so, not necessarily living in Liverpool

I'm unupsettable mate. Which is just as well really.