How long does the latest dose of Death last?

[Doctor Gollum]

Woke up with it yesterday morning, worked last night and almost sweated it out, but it's back for round two...

[Nick W]

If it's like last year's strain, 7 to 8 weeks


Happy New Year

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Woke up with it yesterday morning, worked last night and almost sweated it out, but it's back for round two...

You're getting on a bit so this latest bout may see you through to the other side.

We all have to die of something.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If it's like last year's strain, 7 to 8 weeks


Happy New Year

It may have 'taken him' before then........much like the black death in the 14th century.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My refusal to use the Christmas smileys makes my response sound uncaring, almost as though STMO had posted it.

I'm ever so nice really.

[Doctor Gollum]

Well that's just fantabulous

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well that's just fantabulous

With your demise almost inevitable I suggest you shuffle off this mortal coil whilst balls deep inside something warm  wet and preferably feminine.

[dave the builder]

I'm on the critical list too 
I foolishly overdid it boxing day (put a slice of lettuce on a meat sandwich)
been ill since with man flu

[Bigron]

Lettuce? LETTUC!
You deserve to become a victim of the severest degree of manflu, Dave - and no night nurse to help you.....

Ron.

[2boxerdogs]

Last long time ! Plenty of fluids especially Brandy.😀

[dave the builder]

Someone said salad was healthy ,
I thought it would counteract all the booze and rich food i'd eaten 

Last long time ! Plenty of fluids especially Brandy.😀

working my way through the cherry brandy 
it's red ,so like a blood transfusion 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Someone said salad was healthy ,
I thought it would counteract all the booze and rich food i'd eaten 

Last long time ! Plenty of fluids especially Brandy.😀

working my way through the cherry brandy 
it's red ,so like a blood transfusion 

Sounds healthy.

I hear that 20 Capstan full strength are to one of 'your five a day' in 2019.

[dave the builder]

Someone said salad was healthy ,
I thought it would counteract all the booze and rich food i'd eaten 

Last long time ! Plenty of fluids especially Brandy.😀

working my way through the cherry brandy 
it's red ,so like a blood transfusion 

Sounds healthy.

I hear that 20 Capstan full strength are to one of 'your five a day' in 2019.

Builders smoke roll ups 
It's the law

[STEMO]

I would usually ask if I can have your car when you die, but you can shove the piece of junk up your arse.

Hope your death is swift and not too painful 

[dave the builder]

I would usually ask if I can have your car when you die, but you can shove the piece of junk up your arse.

the petrol bill would probably give you a heart attack

Hope your death is swift and not too painful 

Your too kind Uncle STEMO