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[STEMO]

Happy new year everybody
I wish you all health,wealth and happiness 

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Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........

[dave the builder]

Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........

Even Morrisons petrol is high here let alone BP 

Mrs spent all our money over the holiday

your fault ,you should have kept her busy in the kitchen and bedroom 

if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........

see above   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Happy new year everybody
I wish you all health,wealth and happiness 

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Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........

Seriously though. You need to be wary of high blood pressure as it can lead to a stroke if left untreated.

I'd hate to think of you dribbling into your cardigan whilst aimlessly watching Corrie.

.......oh, hang on a minute, it may be too late.

[Doctor Gollum]

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey. I'm hoping that lazy bastard TB gets rid of the Christmas crap sooner rather than later.

Nah, both were loud and clear

[Doctor Gollum]

Started the New Year with a cooked breakfast and a five mile stroll through the New Forest.

That's the year's exercise done in one hit, which leaves 364 days to relax

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I actually went for a walk this afternoon, and covered at least a mile. I really was that bored. 

[ronnyd]

Hoping for better in January than what we had in December, (wrecked car and SWMBO). A very Happy New Year to all on OOF and thanks for all the good luck messages.

[TheBoy]

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey. I'm hoping that lazy bastard TB gets rid of the Christmas crap sooner rather than later.

Something about 12th night, or some such claptrap.

[Nick W]

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey. I'm hoping that lazy bastard TB gets rid of the Christmas crap sooner rather than later.

Something about 12th night, or some such claptrap.

BY 12th night. You can take them down any time before that.

[STEMO]

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey. I'm hoping that lazy bastard TB gets rid of the Christmas crap sooner rather than later.

Something about 12th night, or some such claptrap.

We took ours down on 3rd night. 

BY 12th night. You can take them down any time before that.

[TheBoy]

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey. I'm hoping that lazy bastard TB gets rid of the Christmas crap sooner rather than later.

Something about 12th night, or some such claptrap.

BY 12th night. You can take them down any time before that.

Depends on who/where.  Apparently it must be on 12th night.

[Rods2]

Happy new year everybody
I wish you all health,wealth and happiness 

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Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........

Seriously though. You need to be wary of high blood pressure as it can lead to a stroke if left untreated.

I'd hate to think of you dribbling into your cardigan whilst aimlessly watching Corrie.

.......oh, hang on a minute, it may be too late.

If it has been high & untreated for some time it increases long term memory loss and is a dementia causing factor, so get it sorted & spend a few £££s on a BP monitor to check it regularly.

[dave the builder]

Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........

If it has been high & untreated for some time it increases long term memory loss and is a dementia causing factor, so get it sorted & spend a few £££s on a BP monitor to check it regularly.

Hopefully uncle STEMO has been to the doctors and all is well or the doc has given him medication .
buying a monitor and constantly checking his blood pressure will just cause stress and increase BP
BP changes all the time ,depending on what your up to,(resting and relaxed =lower ,out on the rob or running away from the rozzers =high)

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........

If it has been high & untreated for some time it increases long term memory loss and is a dementia causing factor, so get it sorted & spend a few £££s on a BP monitor to check it regularly.

Hopefully uncle STEMO has been to the doctors and all is well or the doc has given him medication .
buying a monitor and constantly checking his blood pressure will just cause stress and increase BP
BP changes all the time ,depending on what your up to,(resting and relaxed =lower ,out on the rob or running away from the rozzers =high)

I'm worried about the old boy 'having a fall' when the icy weather arrives. He might end up needing a plastic knee or hip.

[dave the builder]

Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........

If it has been high & untreated for some time it increases long term memory loss and is a dementia causing factor, so get it sorted & spend a few £££s on a BP monitor to check it regularly.

Hopefully uncle STEMO has been to the doctors and all is well or the doc has given him medication .
buying a monitor and constantly checking his blood pressure will just cause stress and increase BP
BP changes all the time ,depending on what your up to,(resting and relaxed =lower ,out on the rob or running away from the rozzers =high)

I'm worried about the old boy 'having a fall' when the icy weather arrives. He might end up needing a plastic knee or hip.

have you not seen those documentaries "The Terminator" and "Robocop" and "Bionic man"
If you replace all the worn out parts on uncle STEMO with bionic/robot parts you'd end up with Robostemo , not Robocop .but  Roborobber