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Re: Essex Girls
« Reply #15 on: 20 August 2008, 22:24:32 »
Now that made me laugh, good one ;D ;D :y
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Re: Essex Girls
« Reply #16 on: 20 August 2008, 22:26:01 »
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Re: Essex Girls
« Reply #17 on: 20 August 2008, 22:43:40 »
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Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.

The man says "Choose from our range on the wall."

She says "I'll take the red one."

The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher."  :y


Cheers for that, have heard it before, but I just laughed again as much as I did the 1st time I heard it.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Essex Girls
« Reply #18 on: 20 August 2008, 22:55:05 »
Q. Why do Essex girls wear knickers.
A. To keep there ankles warm.
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« Reply #19 on: 20 August 2008, 22:56:10 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Essex Girls
« Reply #20 on: 20 August 2008, 22:57:13 »
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Q. Why do Essex girls wear knickers.
A. To keep there ankles warm.


Hahaha.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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