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[LJay]

I never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport!

Now thats not quite true is it!

As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!!

Yes We Can!

All I want to know is. If farting was an Olympic sport.  Then who would win the Gold Medal in your house.

My Moneys on Ljay.  

Skruntie! You've let me down i thought you were a gentleman!

[Bo Bo]

Is it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovely

Don't know Pete, never smelt one of yours  

[Elite Pete]

Is it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovely

Don't know Pete, never smelt one of yours  

You probably have, either Santa Pod or Keswick, I had a skin full on the Fridays and was farting like a trooper on the Saturday, so you've had a lung full somewhere down the line

[Jimbob]

You could always ask Mark, I have a habbit of dropping one when he is bent down working on a car  


You will hear an echo from under a car...."Has jimbob arrived"  

[Bo Bo]

Is it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovely

Don't know Pete, never smelt one of yours  

You probably have, either Santa Pod or Keswick, I had a skin full on the Fridays and was farting like a trooper on the Saturday, so you've had a lung full somewhere down the line

Or more likely Brackley, I was sat behind you in your motor  

[MikeDundee]

Is it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovely

Don't know Pete, never smelt one of yours  

You probably have, either Santa Pod or Keswick, I had a skin full on the Fridays and was farting like a trooper on the Saturday, so you've had a lung full somewhere down the line

Or more likely Brackley, I was sat behind you in your motor  

Just imagine what was going on when you were sleepin at the Crown ....too dead to smell anything

[Darth Loo-knee]

Is it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovely

Don't know Pete, never smelt one of yours  

You probably have, either Santa Pod or Keswick, I had a skin full on the Fridays and was farting like a trooper on the Saturday, so you've had a lung full somewhere down the line

I was really looking forward to Newent  

[Bo Bo]

Is it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovely

Don't know Pete, never smelt one of yours  

You probably have, either Santa Pod or Keswick, I had a skin full on the Fridays and was farting like a trooper on the Saturday, so you've had a lung full somewhere down the line

Or more likely Brackley, I was sat behind you in your motor  

Just imagine what was going on when you were sleepin at the Crown ....too dead to smell anything

Not guilty m'Lord, I had a room of my own!