I'm on tablets.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My laptop has suffered a mishap and is no more.😥......the less said the better.

So, for now, I am using a ten inch Amazon Fire Tablet.


Once you get the hang of the smaller size and lack of keypad it's not too difficult to use. I paid £120 with a £30 money off voucher.

I may need help because I find myself strangely attracted to Alexa.....

[dave the builder]

Alexa is a slut
she has her own agenda 
don't make her part of your harem 

I hate p155y little screens,touch pads and screens and the like .
I like a proper keyboard and mouse and a screen I can actually see 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Alexa is a slut
she has her own agenda 
don't make her part of your harem 

I hate p155y little screens,touch pads and screens and the like .
I like a proper keyboard and mouse and a screen I can actually see 

Yes. It would be better if it were larger.

Alexa has already told me as much..........

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ten usable inches isn't a bad size though.

[dave the builder]

Ten usable inches isn't a bad size though.

I've got 32 inches  Mrs Builder says "it's too BIG" 

Alexa will make it bigger for you if you give her your credit card details talk nicely to her 

[STEMO]

I find my iPad very easy to use now. No device-destroying updates either.

If you want something bigger, Opti, try this:

https://www.johnlewis.com/2018-apple-ipad-pro-12-9-a12x-bionic-ios-wi-fi-256gb/p3834531?sku=237842033&s_kwcid=2dx92700024311620663&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4-verraY4QIVo7DtCh0r7QYSEAUYAiABEgJBo_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

[Rods2]

My laptop has suffered a mishap and is no more.😥......the less said the better.

So, for now, I am using a ten inch Amazon Fire Tablet.


Once you get the hang of the smaller size and lack of keypad it's not too difficult to use. I paid £120 with a £30 money off voucher.

I may need help because I find myself strangely attracted to Alexa.....

If it has bluetooth get youself a bluetooth qwerty keyboard off the bay of thieves for a few pounds. I've done this with my larger screen ipad, so typing is much quicker & you have the full screen for what you are doing.

Good to see your reactions are still first class M'lud and the laptop missed.

[TheBoy]

I want to know about the laptop's demise. Was Mrs Opti's sister part of this unfortunate incident?

[STEMO]

I want to know about the laptop's demise. Was Mrs Opti's sister part of this unfortunate incident?

Probably spilled his £200 a bottle brandy on it.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I want to know about the laptop's demise. Was Mrs Opti's sister part of this unfortunate incident?

Everything that costs money involves a woman.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I find my iPad very easy to use now. No device-destroying updates either.

If you want something bigger, Opti, try this:

https://www.johnlewis.com/2018-apple-ipad-pro-12-9-a12x-bionic-ios-wi-fi-256gb/p3834531?sku=237842033&s_kwcid=2dx92700024311620663&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4-verraY4QIVo7DtCh0r7QYSEAUYAiABEgJBo_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Very nice.
How about I find  the £119 and you put the outstanding £1000?......

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My laptop has suffered a mishap and is no more.😥......the less said the better.

So, for now, I am using a ten inch Amazon Fire Tablet.


Once you get the hang of the smaller size and lack of keypad it's not too difficult to use. I paid £120 with a £30 money off voucher.

I may need help because I find myself strangely attracted to Alexa.....

If it has bluetooth get youself a bluetooth qwerty keyboard off the bay of thieves for a few pounds. I've done this with my larger screen ipad, so typing is much quicker & you have the full screen for what you are doing.

Good to see your reactions are still first class M'lud and the laptop missed.

Thanks, Mr Rods.

I shall look into this.

[Sir Tigger KC]

How do tablets fly compared to laptops M'lud? 

I'd imagine it dosn't hurt so much if they come in on target?     

[ronnyd]

How do tablets fly compared to laptops M'lud? 

I'd imagine it dosn't hurt so much if they come in on target?     

I find that if i stand perfectly still i,m usually ok.