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Thieving bar'stewards
« on: 02 April 2019, 17:10:46 »
One of my daughter's Uni mates got a taxi home last week end. Next morning she realised she no longer had her (Audi TT) car key and was pretty sure she'd left it in the taxi so phoned them to tell them. Naively she answered all  their questions of what make & model etc her car was ..... within the hour it'd gone from outside her house!!!!  >:( >:( >:( >:(

She's since been re-united with her car
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #1 on: 02 April 2019, 17:17:13 »
Snidey oppswits :o
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #2 on: 02 April 2019, 17:32:39 »
Which Uni?
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #3 on: 02 April 2019, 17:39:15 »
.. and to think I was glad of a Morris shItal when I was at uni... ;D
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #4 on: 02 April 2019, 17:42:11 »
they probably just did a couple of airport runs in it  ::)
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #6 on: 02 April 2019, 19:23:16 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 02 April 2019, 17:39:15
.. and to think I was glad of a Morris shItal when I was at uni... ;D

I think this girl is from a more privileged background  ;) ;)
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #7 on: 03 April 2019, 10:05:56 »
A student with Audi tt,, no wonder there all broke.
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #8 on: 03 April 2019, 10:44:49 »
Quote from: Andy B on 02 April 2019, 19:23:16
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 02 April 2019, 17:39:15
.. and to think I was glad of a Morris shItal when I was at uni... ;D

I think this girl is from a more privileged background  ;) ;)

The Audi tiTTy does seem a favourite amongst girls and gays.........and hairdressers, most of which are benders. :)
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« Reply #9 on: 03 April 2019, 12:36:16 »
I wouldn't buy one if I lived in Brunei then. :-X
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #10 on: 03 April 2019, 13:52:26 »
Quote from: STEMO on 03 April 2019, 12:36:16
I wouldn't buy one if I lived in Brunei then. :-X

Indeed  .... not a good time to come out of the closet in Brunei  :-X
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #11 on: 03 April 2019, 15:42:27 »
Quote from: Andy B on 02 April 2019, 19:23:16
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 02 April 2019, 17:39:15
.. and to think I was glad of a Morris shItal when I was at uni... ;D

I think this girl is from a more privileged background  ;) ;)
Too right! She used a taxi as well. It would have had to be a very long walk to get me in a taxi when I was a student*. What a waste of beer money!

* - I'm not much more likely to use one now.
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #12 on: 03 April 2019, 18:04:49 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 April 2019, 10:44:49
Quote from: Andy B on 02 April 2019, 19:23:16
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 02 April 2019, 17:39:15
.. and to think I was glad of a Morris shItal when I was at uni... ;D

I think this girl is from a more privileged background  ;) ;)

The Audi tiTTy does seem a favourite amongst girls and gays.........and hairdressers, most of which are benders. :)
Yeah, one of my bro's has one. And likes it :o.  But then he was used to Mercedes company cars for years, is he rightly sees it as a step up.

He says it handles very well, and goes "ok".  He is a trained high performance car driver, for professional reasons, so I do have to respect a lot of what he says.  Even if it is an Audi.  Plus he was right about MB shite ;D, so must know his onions...
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #13 on: 04 April 2019, 09:27:22 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 03 April 2019, 18:04:49
Plus he was right about MB shite agrees with me ;D, so must know his onions...

Fixed that for you, TB  :P ;D
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Re: Thieving bar'stewards
« Reply #14 on: 04 April 2019, 11:59:57 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 03 April 2019, 18:04:49
He says it handles very well, and goes "ok".  He is a trained high performance car driver, for professional reasons, so I do have to respect a lot of what he says.  Even if it is an Audi.  Plus he was right about MB shite ;D, so must know his onions...

The only TT I've ever driven* (admittedly a very early AWD one) showed great reluctance to do anything other than travel in a straight line, especially when under power. When you did convince it to change direction it provided absolutely zero feedback whatsoever. I concluded that it was a "Passat in drag" and haven't thought much about them since.





*- yes, I was clearly letting my feminine side get the better of me :-[
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